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This story belongs to the series Love Is For Children which includes "Love Is for Children," "Eggshells," "Dolls and Guys,""Saudades," "Turnabout Is Fair Play," "Touching Moments," "Splash," "Coming Around," "Birthday Girl," "No Winter Lasts Forever," "Hide and Seek," "Kernel Error," "Happy Hour," and "Green Eggs and Hulk."

Fandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, JARVIS, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanova, Bruce Banner.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: This story is mostly fluff, but it has some intense scenes in the middle. Highlight for details. These include dubious consent as Phil and JARVIS discuss what really happened when Agent Coulson hacked his way into Stark Tower, over which Phil has something between a flashback and a panic attack. They also discuss some of the bad things that have happened to Avengers in the past, including various flavors of abuse. If these are sensitive topics for you, please think carefully before deciding whether to read onward.
Summary: Uncle Phil needs to pick out pajamas for game night. He gets help from an unexpected direction.
Notes: Service. Shopping. Gifts. Artificial intelligence. Computers. Teamwork. Team as family. Friendship. Communication. Hope. Apologies. Forgiveness. Nonsexual ageplay. Nonsexual intimacy. Love. Tony Stark needs a hug. Bruce Banner needs a hug. #coulsonlives.

Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, Part 25, Part 26, Part 27. Skip to Part 30.


"Hairpins" Part 28


"Well, I can just custom-order the pajamas, make a note to take care with the measurements, and not mention that to Steve," said Phil. His fingertips danced over the screen, taking color chips from Steve's clothes and furnishings.

Steve actually did like red, white, and blue. Phil didn't want to dress him as an icon when he was supposed to be relaxing, though. He moved those to the bottom of the page. There were a lot of earth tones: rich chocolate browns, warm tans and ivories, dusky blues, a whole swath of dull greens that must have reminded Steve comfortably of the Army. A smattering of brighter colors hinted at Steve's taste for art. He seemed to like the pure primaries. Phil moved those up the page.

"Steve enjoys art. Let's see what we can find in that area," Phil said. Several sets of pajamas appeared, including one eye-searing Warhol Chihuahua print. "Oh god no, less modern pop and more Norman Rockwell."

"More like this?" JARVIS asked. The offending image vanished, replaced by a t-shirt with children cuddling.

"Hmm. Steve doesn't mind wandering around the house in an undershirt," Phil said. "Add sleep shirts to the list of possibilities along with regular pajamas." The image floated to the top of the page. "Come to think of it, check other examples of Americana. Skip the stars-and-stripes stuff, but ..."

"Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet?" JARVIS said, a smile audible in his voice.

Phil laughed. "Yes, exactly. Images of nostalgia. Something to help Steve bridge the past and the present."

JARVIS offered samples of baseball footie pajamas and a deep blue t-shirt featuring a 1957 Chevy. "Closer?" he asked.

"Somewhat. You're drifting back to red, white, and blue though," Phil said.

"Statistically speaking, it's that or the earth tones, and Steve does not seem to share Bruce's desire to fade into the woodwork," JARVIS pointed out. "May we consider those colors if they are not in a flag-like configuration?"

"All right, that's a valid point," Phil said. It felt good to hear JARVIS come out of hiding a little more, showing his own personality beyond the scope of formal search protocols. One thing Phil could do for him was simple inclusion. "I like the Chevy t-shirt but that's a little after his time. Maybe look for characters or concepts familiar to Steve?"

"Searching," JARVIS said. The page flickered with fresh images, only some of which Phil recognized.

"Wait, I like this one," Phil said, grabbing a Mickey Mouse baseball uniform. "This has definite potential. I remember Steve following baseball, and Mickey Mouse is a good piece of cultural art."

"Found it," JARVIS said, his voice satisfied and a bit smug. There on the screen was Babe Ruth's 1938 Dodgers uniform. It would be no trouble at all to turn that design into a set of pajamas and add a pair of house shoes.

"That's it," Phil agreed. "That's perfect." He entered the order. Phil was coming to rely on JARVIS for his insightful judgment, even as JARVIS was trusting Phil enough to reveal more of his true nature.

There was no way to know if Steve would ever show interest in game night, or if he'd accept when Phil felt ready to invite him. Just in case, though, the pajamas would be waiting for him.

Task complete, Phil set aside his Starkpad. Then he changed into workout clothes and headed for the gym. An hour's exercise would give him a good excuse to take the shower he already wanted.

* * *

Notes:

Andy Warhol was a pop artist famous for vivid color contrasts. See the Chihuahua pajamas.

Norman Rockwell specialized in nostalgic art. See the t-shirt with children cuddling.

Sleep shirts are an alternative to pajama sets or onesies, usually worn with pajama bottoms. You can mix-and-match sleepwear separates, or add pretty much any loose comfy tee to a pair of sleep pants.

Americana is the cultural material of the United States, and something categorically precious to Steve. "Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet" is the tagline of a classic Chevrolet commercial. It plays on common motifs to evoke a sense of nostalgia.

Phil is starting to realize that it takes a little extra effort to coax JARVIS from computer mode into something more social. There are tips for including people with disabilities or from disadvantaged groups. Similarly interfacing human and AI people requires some forethought to accommodate their differences.

Shyness can be a personality trait or a contextual feeling. Both are okay, but sometimes people feel limited by their own shyness or don't want to see it hindering a friend. There are ways to make places more welcoming for shy people and to talk with them comfortably. Know how to teach children about social interactions. You can overcome shyness and learn to participate more in groups. While JARVIS is snarky and voluble with Tony, he is far more unobtrusive and diffident around other people, unless either coaxed or provoked.

See the baseball onesie pajamas, Chevy shirt, and Mickey Mouse baseball pajamas.

Babe Ruth was a famous baseball player. This site has some information about his later career, along with a picture of the Dodgers uniform from his coaching season. It combines Steve's home timeframe, his favorite team, a famous player ... and then the house slippers are modern.

Washing eases guilt. Humans seem to have an instinctive desire for water when they feel spiritually or morally dirty, and they want to wash their hands or bathe. Phil is working through the guilt from what he did to JARVIS, but he still really really wants that shower. He just doesn't want to be as conspicuous as bolting for the bathroom for no other obvious reason.


[To be continued in Part 29 ...]

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Date: 2014-04-23 01:43 pm (UTC)
brushwolf: Icon created by ScaperDeage on DeviantArt (Default)
From: [personal profile] brushwolf
Hm. Wasn't Steve canonically supposed to have been an art student about when abstractions in art were picking up momentum? And the 1920s/30s had a lot of bright printed material. I actually think he might really go for abstractions and brighter colors - but that doesn't mean that's what Phil thinks, after all.

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Date: 2014-04-23 04:11 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: little girls are stinkers (sweetness and angles)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
And sometimes I'm shocked by pieces, because I've only seen them in black and white. Phil probably got a bit more art education in school, but there wouldn't have been more color printing.

Norman Rockwell is also a city boy, about a generation older than Steve. There is one piece that was popular as a puzzle, a soldier returned to his tenement's back being greeted by a surprised matronly woman out to hang the wash.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2014-04-24 01:32 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, shirt and suspenders (Sad Steve)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Last time I saw one I tried to find a publishing date. No dice. Was one of the major brands, as you'd expect for the licensing needed.

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Date: 2014-04-24 03:04 pm (UTC)
brushwolf: Icon created by ScaperDeage on DeviantArt (Default)
From: [personal profile] brushwolf
I know the one you're talking about, it's from around the end of the war.

I actually can see Steve being really interested in Rockwell on a personal level - he would've grown up with Leyendecker, then Rockwell being prominent illustrators, and my impression is that what the general public "knew" about those guys at the time was very sanitized. Someone who suddenly skipped ahead in time from 1945 to 1980-2000ish would learn about Rockwell's human side too, which includes;

  • being a scrawny kid who put a huge amount of effort into joining the Navy because It Was the Right Thing to Do
  • serving as the front man for what "the American common man" was supposed to think
  • splitting up with an employer over willingness to tackle social inequality rather than simply present the same official face
  • somehow, still retaining a batch of basically populist and optimistic views

This sounds exactly like a superhero we know.

Re: Yes...

Date: 2014-04-24 03:37 pm (UTC)
brushwolf: Icon created by ScaperDeage on DeviantArt (Default)
From: [personal profile] brushwolf
Thanks for the links! Shahn especially is someone I've um, avoided because it's so kinda expected out of me, but he's really cool. Y'know who else comes to mind as a possible Steve Rogers favorite, is Joan Miro. Admittedly I say this because of the guy's run-in with fascism and I love his weird scribbly stuff.

Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-23 05:45 pm (UTC)
dialecticdreamer: My work (Default)
From: [personal profile] dialecticdreamer
Phil is coping, putting things in perspective, still. It'll take a while, and it's clear he still has guilty twinges during game night.

Jarvis is testing a little more, too, which helps.

Steve loves art, clearly. One way to begin bridging the gap from his youth to the present might be to begin before his birth year, with Art Nouveau, and let him get a look at some of the fully realized, best pieces across the media of oils/watercolors, lithographs, glass, furniture, sculptures, architecture... just let him SOAK in it, and then let him follow a particular medium forward.

There's a legitimate need to get him caught up on TECH, but that's not his favorite part of the world. Heck, his mother probably did her laundry by hand in the bathtub and had a line hanging above the tub, or a shared line on the roof of a larger building--(not because of the scarcity of washing machines, but because it was expensive and time-consuming to haul clothing to and from a laundromat). Think about how much tech THAT involves now, but most of it is "behind the curtain". I'd still not want to go from "wash (with maybe a few time markers), rinse, spin" on the dial to a common household model made after 2010

Basically, Steve needs something to act as a /framework/ to interconnect technology, history, social changes, fashion changes, language drift and slang, music...

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-23 07:50 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, shirt and suspenders (Sad Steve)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
In terms of a modern load, Steve and Bucky didn't have that many clothes and linens together, likely as not. I'm not sure when the Chinese laundry switches over to machine and coin-op. Basin, with a wash board. I'd think any tub would have been a communal floor, saying their building had such a thing. Not all buildings had hot water.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-23 08:01 pm (UTC)
thnidu: circle of 50 stripes, alternate red and white, radiating from center, concentric with ring of 13 blue stars. By me. (Glory Variation #2)
From: [personal profile] thnidu
Coin-op: 1947, it seems … and the first one in the States only a few miles from here, and still in business!

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-23 08:20 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: very British officer in sweater (Brigader gets the job done)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Makes sense, the factories would have been ready to make something other than munitions.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-25 01:57 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: very British officer in sweater (Brigader gets the job done)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
The post-war takes a lot of dammed up desire, matches it up with modern production, and gets going. But along with that you get the advertising machine and the planned obsolete. At first, that was a means of diffusion. The old car might be a fine starter car, but with the suburbs what was a 'nice way to get into the country' becomes more and more a requirement. (Ford had sped that himself because he hated beer gardens. Those anchored the ends of trolley lines and also served as 'family rooms' for people living in close quarters.)

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 11:47 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: line art Ecto-1 (Ecto-1)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Ford wanted to control his workers' lives not just within the factory but without. He was very against alcohol (I've not researched him so no idea of that origin) and beer gardens (which were more like an English rural pub, than an Oktoberfest) in addition to providing amusements (they often would add things like gondola swings) were places immigrants and their descendents could negotiate blended -American identities.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 06:17 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Dangerous and good to know)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Ford was very paternalistic; paid well, worked people hard, and would fire people because of things outside of work hours. While closing the beer gardens ruined the trolley companies, iirc that was more serendipity.

Alcohol certainly can cause problems, esp under poverty conditions. Prohibition caused its own problems which fell unevenly. If you had a big enough cellar you could have never broken the law and never 'ran dry'. Several stories let Bucky and Steve be lookouts, which ended with repeal.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 09:17 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Dangerous and good to know)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
It created the Mafia (as opposed to mafias) as well as increasing the rate of drinking. That it was an attack on the newer, more Southern European/Catholic immigrants by the more settled protestant... some were in good faith working from gin-soaked precedent, others their hatreds were well known.

The amount of official corruption...

You may be interested in some of the Dresden Files fanfic, and Marcone.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-23 10:31 pm (UTC)
dialecticdreamer: My work (Default)
From: [personal profile] dialecticdreamer
OH, thank you, thnidu! I was going to make the same point, but you've got better typing-fu or google-fu than I do today.

Also, a detail- mechanical "washing machines" and mechanical wringers, were well established, and combined into one right around the turn of the twentieth century. Access to said machines, though, was about as spotty as any other developing tech as it worked its way across a country of largely dirt roads and occasional train tracks.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-24 03:46 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
And much more likely to appear on a farmstead where there were many clothes to be soiled and not labor enough to get through the day.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-25 01:28 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: very British officer in sweater (Brigader gets the job done)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
It depends on the stability of the tenement residents. The social history for this period is profuse and uneven. I never took the statistics needed to get into the primary sources; my skill is more at puncturing the assumptions that may be lurking in the write up.

There are some very interesting 'shared economy' innovations with the Modern Flats for the upscale markets. Things that a much richer society could make standard.

Steve's day is closer to 1950s Russia; now much poverty is a lack of will to be humane, then there were serious limits on production and transportation.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 03:17 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, shirt and suspenders (Sad Steve)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Modern Flats were what the swells sought in the 20s with the finest in steam heat and other amenities.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 03:53 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: blond and brunet men peer intently (Napoleon & Illya peer)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I'm not sure of the fate of those buildings.

The boys likely were renting a room where more than one toilet per floor would be a height of luxury. Likely they had light sockets but no electrical outlets.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-25 02:15 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
In their day an iron was a heavy piece of iron to be heated on the stove. A professional would have several to one handle so as one cooled you slid it back off and hooked on a hot one.

There was a period of gasoline powered washers too. Even with electrical ones they had some variation. Two tub washers required someone to shift the load for the spin. (these were 'portables' in the same sense as dishwashers without a dedicated supply line.)

I'd think a wire rack for making toast might be the level of their appliances. It's questionable as to how often they would have had more than a radiator or a gas 'stove' (these are between a woodburning stove and a virtual fireplace.) They likely lived in places that had been carved down and down and down, so someone is renting what had been a pantry.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 12:04 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
The gasoline powered washer was for the farm market, as plenty of them weren't electrified. I don't know more, because it was never purchased and that farm got power in a few years.

Could be; or something built on 'settlement lines' but not all of the logic followed. The stair shown in the recent movie implies an apartment above a business, though it also could have been to get rooms without an internal door/to avoid the dark corridors.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 06:07 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Steve in khaki, Peggy foreground (Behind Woman)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Pass throughs of various sorts were popular in 'modern dwellings', as they let the light get at rooms that didn't have windows or had shade cast over them at certain times of day. That looked like a display bowl, but then maybe Steve eats oatmeal out of it.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-26 09:27 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Steve in khaki, Peggy foreground (Behind Woman)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I really liked the shelves in the movie because they held an assortment of cups and bowls and things, but not all matching.

Or at least something he wanted for a still life. Naturally, once acquired it would be part of his kit. And yeah, a cereal bowl would be useless for cereal.

Maybe Steve should design some corrugated metal bowls for Ben (and all the art fans).

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-29 01:58 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, shirt and suspenders (Sad Steve)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Yes, in your continuity. I was thinking about Ben 'making do' with a steel mixing bowl, which slick was very hard to hold what with his limited feedback.

I could see Steve picking up interesting things and they are nearly antiques but he doesn't think of them that way because there is no way for him to remember what happened after he went down in the plane.

Especially if he goes to a thrift out of NYC, there are still closets and attics disgorging things that had been held back for best.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
At the very least dimpling, though an OXO handle type coating might hold up. Problem with that is the gasses produced if Johnny washes the dishes too hot.

You probably know the Bobbsey Twins then.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-04-30 06:21 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
And the silicone could take the same sorts of designs as pressed glass. I think Ben and Alicia would appreciate that.

Have you seen the prototype 3D printed cast? The idea is to minimize the swampy skin problem and be able to beam a little additional healing (the latter was the point, but the former is a bonus too.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-05-01 12:42 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I think it will make it out of the gate faster than that. Because the first time a hacker needs it and it's not available they'll figure it out and then release it.

Didn't know the ultrasound was a refinement.

I think for Ben the half-spheres patterns and something with crosscutting grooves would be the most useful. Alica might like the wraparound grooves especially if they made it easy to judge volume.

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-05-01 06:23 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
You've seen the open-source prosthetic printing?

Yes, the scanning tech needs some work, but maybe someone is on that?

I know there is a development hacker space that's working on the next step from 3D printing, getting diemaking and milling, extruding etc also running in tandem with CAD on the limited run. (NPR should lead you to it, might be a MIT thing)

Re: Getting Through

Date: 2014-05-01 11:29 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Blair freaking and Jim hands on his knees (Jim calms Blair)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
This is a recent article on the matter I was thinking of
Hand

like the LEGO Braille printer, it puts things at a lower price point.

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Date: 2014-04-23 07:51 pm (UTC)
thnidu: edited from img383.imageshack.us/img383/3066/ss35450qf7.jpg (smiley)
From: [personal profile] thnidu
These ¶¶. Perfect, forsooth, and warming.

"Found it," JARVIS said, his voice satisfied and a bit smug. There on the screen was Babe Ruth's 1938 Dodgers uniform. It would be no trouble at all to turn that design into a set of pajamas and add a pair of house shoes.

"That's it," Phil agreed. "That's perfect." He entered the order. Phil was coming to rely on JARVIS for his insightful judgment, even as JARVIS was trusting Phil enough to reveal more of his true nature.

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