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This story belongs to the series Love Is For Children which includes "Love Is for Children," "Eggshells," "Dolls and Guys,""Saudades," "Turnabout Is Fair Play," "Touching Moments," "Splash," "Coming Around," "Birthday Girl," "No Winter Lasts Forever," "Hide and Seek," "Kernel Error," and "Happy Hour."

Fandom: The Avengers
Characters: Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanova, Clint Barton.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Canon-typical violence. This story is mostly fluff.
Summary: The Avengers fight some giant birds. After smashing the ones on the ground, Hulk gets bored. Agent Coulson reads him a story.
Notes: Birds. Teamwork. Team as family. Friendship. Multiplicity/Plurality. Communication. Anger management issues. Storytelling. Reading. Books. Hope. Nonsexual ageplay. Love. Bruce Banner needs a hug. Hulk needs a hug. #coulsonlives.

Begin with Part 1. Skip to Part 4.


"Green Eggs and Hulk" Part 2


"Uh-huh," Hulk says to Agent. He wants company. Hulk watches clouds some more. Come. Go. Nice day, but boring after fight. Hulk does not know what to do with himself. Maybe team will help.

Agent comes, talking to air. "Yes, well, with so many of the major organizations crippled, the small-timers are coming out of the woodwork," he says. "We knew this would happen. Just seal up the lab and wait for the survey team."

Hulk tips his head. Bruce is thinking hard in back of their mind. Birds. Dinosaurs. Eggs. Trouble. Worry-worry-worry.

"Jurassic Park," Hulk says carefully.

"And tell the survey team to check for genetic engineering, possibly using contemporary species to reconstruct extinct ones. Thank god it's only terror birds and not a T-rex," says Agent. "Make sure you find all the eggs."

"Hi," Hulk says. He likes Agent a lot.

"Hi," says Agent. "Did you have fun smashing? You did a great job."

"Uh-huh," Hulk says, grinning. Nice words feel good.

"How many birds did you smash?" Agent asks.

"One, two, three," Hulk counts, holding out his fingers. More? Hulk thinks. He tries to remember words for more. Words are hard.

"Good for you. I think you got more than three, through," Agent says. He counts more fingers. "Four, five, six, seven, eight. Tell me again. How many birds did you smash?"

Hulk unfolds his fingers until his hands look like Agent hands. "Four, five, six, seven, eight," he says.

"Good boy!" Agent says. Hulk grins at him.

Birdie comes. "Nothing happening in the sky, so I came down to walk Black Widow to the ambulance," he says. "Figured I could keep Hulk company now."

"Red okay?" Hulk asks. Inside him, Bruce worries. Hulk worries too. He remembers blood smell and Red limping.

"Yeah, it's just a scratch; a few stitches and she'll be fine," Birdie says.

"Bad Hulk-birds," says Hulk. He remembers that Red heals fast. Bruce is not worried now. Hulk is not so worried but still angry at birds.

"Well, they won't bother anyone again. You sure smashed them flat," Birdie says, looking around at sticky piles of feathers.

Then Hulk smells something other than blood, feathers, and dust. He lifts his head, trying to find it.

"Did you hear something?" Agent asks.

"Smell suit," Hulk grumbles. Hulk does not like suits much. They are mean to Hulk. Sometimes they are mean to Birdie too. That is fault of bad man but also Hulk. Now Hulk is sorry for smash. Suits do not care about sorry. Two suits walk down street. Hulk glares at them.

"Be good, Hulk," says Agent. "Smith and Jones are nice."

Hulk sniffs them. They do not smell mean. They smell like food. Hulk remembers them now. These two do not pick on Hulk and Birdie. "Okay suit," he says. His tummy rumbles.

"Smith, Jones, what have you got?" Agent asks.

"Snacks and drinks," says Smith. He carries things that smell good.

"Ground patrol confirms no more hostiles on the loose here. SHIELD is sending some air support for Iron Man, who found two more condors," says Jones. "It could be a while before the whole op sounds all-clear. We thought you guys might get hungry."

* * *

Notes:

A power vacuum can occur any time the most influential individual, group, or aggregate disappears from the top of the heap. This is why arresting drug lords doesn't always help. The evil power vacuum is an entertainment trope. After doing major damage to several of the global nemesis factions, the Avengers are left playing whack-a-mole with lesser adversaries.

Jurassic Park features reconstructed dinosaurs which wreak havoc on snack-sized humans. That Bruce can discern the similarity of events, and pass this information to Hulk to relay to the team, is a big improvement in their cooperation.

Early math skills include things like recognizing more or less of something. Toddlers should be able to count small numbers, recognize shapes and colors, etc. It helps to play counting games. Here you can see that Hulk has a low starting point, because of his awful childhood and poor opportunities -- but as soon as someone coaches him, he picks up new information quickly.

Most humans are either sight, hearing, or touch dominant. Hulk has enhanced senses, and uses his nose much the way a dog does, far more than humans typically do. Animals can smell pheromones associated with such things as fear, aggression, or arousal; although it works better within their own species than a different one. In comic canon, Hulk and relatives, such as Red Hulk, have been mentioned with enhanced senses. Bruce's quote -- "I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare." -- supports this interpretation.


[To be continued in Part 3 ...]

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 07:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Birds. Dinosaurs. Eggs. Trouble. Worry-worry-worry.
"Jurassic Park," Hulk says carefully.
That part reminds me of playing Taboo, trying to use keywords to guess a phrase. It's great to see them working together somewhat.
I don't know if the agents with food have been around before (and it's 3am so I'm not going hunting through the other stories) but I like them for helping out our crew.

-Wynjara

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2014-02-12 11:03 pm (UTC)
somecrazygirl: (Default)
From: [personal profile] somecrazygirl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo_%28game%29

Taboo strikes me as the kind of game that a lot of our characters would love on game nights. It's a fun stretch for vocabulary and lateral thinking. They'd probably need to make a custom deck, though--the regular one would probably be too easy for our cluster of geniuses.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2014-02-13 05:47 am (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Ray with marshmellow creme)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I've not played Taboo but I'm thinking it's a little like some game shows, just without the speed rounds... some phrases would be harder or easier for Steve and Bucky, I'd think.

A custom Authors deck might be a good way to familiarize people with names to know.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2014-02-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: cartoon men (Egon and Peter)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
The no rhyme was, yeah. Password might suit them better.

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 10:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I always pictured Hulk as a really big, frightened and angry toddler age child. I like that Coulson uses activities appropriate for that age group to help Hulk but is ware enough of Bruce-and-Hulk to know at behind Hulk's rage is Bruce's intellect and education and so doesn't treat them like a child.

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 01:19 pm (UTC)
aldersprig: (flower aldersprig)
From: [personal profile] aldersprig
Yes, this. "I think you smashed more than three." Well done!

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 02:00 pm (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman
*grins* Smith & Jones wouldn't happen to work for another secretive government agency regulating alien activity around New York would they?

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 03:59 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Janine Melnitz, Ghostbuster (Janine)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
Relatives.

Kay and Jay have ready access to bigger guns than SHIELD standard.

Re: Well...

Date: 2014-02-14 02:40 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: very British officer in sweater (Brigader gets the job done)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I figure that while it was more powerful, most of the size difference was stripping off recoil protections. In MiB, the human asylum/customs/ATF have been armed up because 1)aliens rather kept us sweet and don't want enemies to overrun Earth 2)you can't keep guns away from humans we're that sneaky/brazen 3)we combine incompatible features such they've found we are less dangerous well-armed than most savages.

I'm pretty sure one of the WSC is from Max Headroom's channel board.

Re: Well...

Date: 2014-02-20 01:33 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Default)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
>> I'm pretty sure one of the WSC is from Max Headroom's channel board. <<

0_o That's exactly the impression I got. Creeptastic fuckers.


I meant actor reuse, but yeah, Jackson's Whole, and a few seem harmless.

Re: *laugh*

Date: 2014-02-14 12:26 pm (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman
Or at least, so everyone remembers... *grin*

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 03:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jimpage363
I love how Phil and Hulk communicate, especially with Hulk making a movie reference and obviously cueing into what is going on around him.

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 10:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] somecrazygirl
I love your Hulk, and others written like him, because he's clearly very intelligent, just not educated. A lot of people don't understand the difference, and it's hard to depict sometimes even if you do. This is just done so well.

It's also nice to see a flash of how far we've come--Bruce must have been pretty present if he was able to catch what's going on, and he was able to relay information to Hulk as well. They've come a long way. I hope this signifies a more positive bond between the two of them as well. I want them to be great friends, badasses using their shared genius brain to do amazing things, all of that, one day. I know the series may not extend that far depending on your time and interest, but I think it's a testament to your writing that I'm this invested.

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-12 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm enjoying Hulk's point of view.

I hope those agents brought snacks in appropriately large sizes. :-)

- Santosha

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-13 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] chordatesrock
Agent, even though he's being nice?

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-13 12:54 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Always a good idea to come bearing snacks, I imagine that after a fight even more so. I love how you are portraying hulk as smart but uneducated. - readera

Re: Yes...

Date: 2014-02-14 02:59 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: Cartoon Stantz post-kafoom (Default)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
And sensible people figure that a snack is reasonable, but Hulk can't just go get one. They have seen Tony get him to stay put feeding him pizzas.

So, when does Hulk get to stack used (and empty) shipping containers?

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-13 01:53 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
>>Hulk does not like suits much. They are mean to Hulk. Sometimes they are mean to Birdie too. That is fault of bad man but also Hulk.<<

Does "bad man" mean Fury? At first I thought it was Ross, but Ross would bring uniforms, not suits. Has Hulk had much interaction with Fury? Or is he just picking up on Bruce's/the team's feelings?

Like everyone else, I love your Hulk voice!

Meg

this!

Date: 2014-02-13 06:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
As the anon who said it wasn't too early for Suess, I'm so happy to see Hulk get more time driving. Thanks!

-kellyc

(no subject)

Date: 2014-02-16 04:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] helgatwb
Hulk is a very hurt, scared, damaged little child, and needs love, support, and teaching. I'm so glad to see Phil and the team giving him that.

I love the way Bruce, Hulk, and Phil communicate here. It is a thing of beauty.

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