Story: "Green Eggs and Hulk" Part 2
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ysabetwordsmithThis story belongs to the series Love Is For Children which includes "Love Is for Children," "Eggshells," "Dolls and Guys,""Saudades," "Turnabout Is Fair Play," "Touching Moments," "Splash," "Coming Around," "Birthday Girl," "No Winter Lasts Forever," "Hide and Seek," "Kernel Error," and "Happy Hour."
Fandom: The Avengers
Characters: Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanova, Clint Barton.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Canon-typical violence. This story is mostly fluff.
Summary: The Avengers fight some giant birds. After smashing the ones on the ground, Hulk gets bored. Agent Coulson reads him a story.
Notes: Birds. Teamwork. Team as family. Friendship. Multiplicity/Plurality. Communication. Anger management issues. Storytelling. Reading. Books. Hope. Nonsexual ageplay. Love. Bruce Banner needs a hug. Hulk needs a hug. #coulsonlives.
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"Green Eggs and Hulk" Part 2
"Uh-huh," Hulk says to Agent. He wants company. Hulk watches clouds some more. Come. Go. Nice day, but boring after fight. Hulk does not know what to do with himself. Maybe team will help.
Agent comes, talking to air. "Yes, well, with so many of the major organizations crippled, the small-timers are coming out of the woodwork," he says. "We knew this would happen. Just seal up the lab and wait for the survey team."
Hulk tips his head. Bruce is thinking hard in back of their mind. Birds. Dinosaurs. Eggs. Trouble. Worry-worry-worry.
"Jurassic Park," Hulk says carefully.
"And tell the survey team to check for genetic engineering, possibly using contemporary species to reconstruct extinct ones. Thank god it's only terror birds and not a T-rex," says Agent. "Make sure you find all the eggs."
"Hi," Hulk says. He likes Agent a lot.
"Hi," says Agent. "Did you have fun smashing? You did a great job."
"Uh-huh," Hulk says, grinning. Nice words feel good.
"How many birds did you smash?" Agent asks.
"One, two, three," Hulk counts, holding out his fingers. More? Hulk thinks. He tries to remember words for more. Words are hard.
"Good for you. I think you got more than three, through," Agent says. He counts more fingers. "Four, five, six, seven, eight. Tell me again. How many birds did you smash?"
Hulk unfolds his fingers until his hands look like Agent hands. "Four, five, six, seven, eight," he says.
"Good boy!" Agent says. Hulk grins at him.
Birdie comes. "Nothing happening in the sky, so I came down to walk Black Widow to the ambulance," he says. "Figured I could keep Hulk company now."
"Red okay?" Hulk asks. Inside him, Bruce worries. Hulk worries too. He remembers blood smell and Red limping.
"Yeah, it's just a scratch; a few stitches and she'll be fine," Birdie says.
"Bad Hulk-birds," says Hulk. He remembers that Red heals fast. Bruce is not worried now. Hulk is not so worried but still angry at birds.
"Well, they won't bother anyone again. You sure smashed them flat," Birdie says, looking around at sticky piles of feathers.
Then Hulk smells something other than blood, feathers, and dust. He lifts his head, trying to find it.
"Did you hear something?" Agent asks.
"Smell suit," Hulk grumbles. Hulk does not like suits much. They are mean to Hulk. Sometimes they are mean to Birdie too. That is fault of bad man but also Hulk. Now Hulk is sorry for smash. Suits do not care about sorry. Two suits walk down street. Hulk glares at them.
"Be good, Hulk," says Agent. "Smith and Jones are nice."
Hulk sniffs them. They do not smell mean. They smell like food. Hulk remembers them now. These two do not pick on Hulk and Birdie. "Okay suit," he says. His tummy rumbles.
"Smith, Jones, what have you got?" Agent asks.
"Snacks and drinks," says Smith. He carries things that smell good.
"Ground patrol confirms no more hostiles on the loose here. SHIELD is sending some air support for Iron Man, who found two more condors," says Jones. "It could be a while before the whole op sounds all-clear. We thought you guys might get hungry."
* * *
Notes:
A power vacuum can occur any time the most influential individual, group, or aggregate disappears from the top of the heap. This is why arresting drug lords doesn't always help. The evil power vacuum is an entertainment trope. After doing major damage to several of the global nemesis factions, the Avengers are left playing whack-a-mole with lesser adversaries.
Jurassic Park features reconstructed dinosaurs which wreak havoc on snack-sized humans. That Bruce can discern the similarity of events, and pass this information to Hulk to relay to the team, is a big improvement in their cooperation.
Early math skills include things like recognizing more or less of something. Toddlers should be able to count small numbers, recognize shapes and colors, etc. It helps to play counting games. Here you can see that Hulk has a low starting point, because of his awful childhood and poor opportunities -- but as soon as someone coaches him, he picks up new information quickly.
Most humans are either sight, hearing, or touch dominant. Hulk has enhanced senses, and uses his nose much the way a dog does, far more than humans typically do. Animals can smell pheromones associated with such things as fear, aggression, or arousal; although it works better within their own species than a different one. In comic canon, Hulk and relatives, such as Red Hulk, have been mentioned with enhanced senses. Bruce's quote -- "I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare." -- supports this interpretation.
[To be continued in Part 3 ...]
Fandom: The Avengers
Characters: Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanova, Clint Barton.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Canon-typical violence. This story is mostly fluff.
Summary: The Avengers fight some giant birds. After smashing the ones on the ground, Hulk gets bored. Agent Coulson reads him a story.
Notes: Birds. Teamwork. Team as family. Friendship. Multiplicity/Plurality. Communication. Anger management issues. Storytelling. Reading. Books. Hope. Nonsexual ageplay. Love. Bruce Banner needs a hug. Hulk needs a hug. #coulsonlives.
Begin with Part 1. Skip to Part 4.
"Green Eggs and Hulk" Part 2
"Uh-huh," Hulk says to Agent. He wants company. Hulk watches clouds some more. Come. Go. Nice day, but boring after fight. Hulk does not know what to do with himself. Maybe team will help.
Agent comes, talking to air. "Yes, well, with so many of the major organizations crippled, the small-timers are coming out of the woodwork," he says. "We knew this would happen. Just seal up the lab and wait for the survey team."
Hulk tips his head. Bruce is thinking hard in back of their mind. Birds. Dinosaurs. Eggs. Trouble. Worry-worry-worry.
"Jurassic Park," Hulk says carefully.
"And tell the survey team to check for genetic engineering, possibly using contemporary species to reconstruct extinct ones. Thank god it's only terror birds and not a T-rex," says Agent. "Make sure you find all the eggs."
"Hi," Hulk says. He likes Agent a lot.
"Hi," says Agent. "Did you have fun smashing? You did a great job."
"Uh-huh," Hulk says, grinning. Nice words feel good.
"How many birds did you smash?" Agent asks.
"One, two, three," Hulk counts, holding out his fingers. More? Hulk thinks. He tries to remember words for more. Words are hard.
"Good for you. I think you got more than three, through," Agent says. He counts more fingers. "Four, five, six, seven, eight. Tell me again. How many birds did you smash?"
Hulk unfolds his fingers until his hands look like Agent hands. "Four, five, six, seven, eight," he says.
"Good boy!" Agent says. Hulk grins at him.
Birdie comes. "Nothing happening in the sky, so I came down to walk Black Widow to the ambulance," he says. "Figured I could keep Hulk company now."
"Red okay?" Hulk asks. Inside him, Bruce worries. Hulk worries too. He remembers blood smell and Red limping.
"Yeah, it's just a scratch; a few stitches and she'll be fine," Birdie says.
"Bad Hulk-birds," says Hulk. He remembers that Red heals fast. Bruce is not worried now. Hulk is not so worried but still angry at birds.
"Well, they won't bother anyone again. You sure smashed them flat," Birdie says, looking around at sticky piles of feathers.
Then Hulk smells something other than blood, feathers, and dust. He lifts his head, trying to find it.
"Did you hear something?" Agent asks.
"Smell suit," Hulk grumbles. Hulk does not like suits much. They are mean to Hulk. Sometimes they are mean to Birdie too. That is fault of bad man but also Hulk. Now Hulk is sorry for smash. Suits do not care about sorry. Two suits walk down street. Hulk glares at them.
"Be good, Hulk," says Agent. "Smith and Jones are nice."
Hulk sniffs them. They do not smell mean. They smell like food. Hulk remembers them now. These two do not pick on Hulk and Birdie. "Okay suit," he says. His tummy rumbles.
"Smith, Jones, what have you got?" Agent asks.
"Snacks and drinks," says Smith. He carries things that smell good.
"Ground patrol confirms no more hostiles on the loose here. SHIELD is sending some air support for Iron Man, who found two more condors," says Jones. "It could be a while before the whole op sounds all-clear. We thought you guys might get hungry."
* * *
Notes:
A power vacuum can occur any time the most influential individual, group, or aggregate disappears from the top of the heap. This is why arresting drug lords doesn't always help. The evil power vacuum is an entertainment trope. After doing major damage to several of the global nemesis factions, the Avengers are left playing whack-a-mole with lesser adversaries.
Jurassic Park features reconstructed dinosaurs which wreak havoc on snack-sized humans. That Bruce can discern the similarity of events, and pass this information to Hulk to relay to the team, is a big improvement in their cooperation.
Early math skills include things like recognizing more or less of something. Toddlers should be able to count small numbers, recognize shapes and colors, etc. It helps to play counting games. Here you can see that Hulk has a low starting point, because of his awful childhood and poor opportunities -- but as soon as someone coaches him, he picks up new information quickly.
Most humans are either sight, hearing, or touch dominant. Hulk has enhanced senses, and uses his nose much the way a dog does, far more than humans typically do. Animals can smell pheromones associated with such things as fear, aggression, or arousal; although it works better within their own species than a different one. In comic canon, Hulk and relatives, such as Red Hulk, have been mentioned with enhanced senses. Bruce's quote -- "I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare." -- supports this interpretation.
[To be continued in Part 3 ...]
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Date: 2014-02-13 01:53 am (UTC)Does "bad man" mean Fury? At first I thought it was Ross, but Ross would bring uniforms, not suits. Has Hulk had much interaction with Fury? Or is he just picking up on Bruce's/the team's feelings?
Like everyone else, I love your Hulk voice!
Meg
this!
Date: 2014-02-13 06:04 am (UTC)-kellyc
Re: this!
Date: 2014-02-13 06:09 am (UTC)Hmm...
Date: 2014-02-14 12:05 am (UTC)I think "bad man" refers to Loki. Hulk picked up on the team's awareness of him, but also, Hulk knows the spear belonged to Loki and he hates that thing. Given their respective perceptions, I figure that Bruce's remark, "You can smell crazy on him," actually came from Hulk -- and that Hulk knew something was seriously wrong with Loki.
Remember that when they met in Stark Tower, Hulk didn't attack first. He waited. That's a surprisingly deft point of emotional awareness and strategy. It was only after Loki teased him that Hulk lost his temper and flogged Loki through the floor. So there's a complicated perception going on there.
Hulk does not like Fury either. Hulk knows that Fury is ultimately behind kidnapping and enslaving him and Bruce -- and unlike Black Widow and Agent Coulson, doesn't care that it got people hurt and hasn't bothered to apologize or otherwise help repair the damage. Hulk is also adept at reading body language, voice tone, pheromones -- Fury is just not the kind of guy who will ever get more than very grudging tolerance.
>> Like everyone else, I love your Hulk voice! <<
Thank you. I'm happy to hear that.