This podcast script is a piece of crossover fanfic (for
Schrodinger's Heroes / Doctor Who) somewhat inspired by recent conversations with my audience. Begin with
Part 1,
Part 2, and
Part 3 if you missed them.
[
Inside the Ring, Kay and Chris are still fiddling with the TARDIS and the pickup truck in hopes of finding some combination that will actually move. The Doctor flutters around them, fussing at them to be careful.]
Kay: [
Talking on the phone with Alex again.] "Okay, I'll check. Hey, Doc -- how well do you deal with people who don't look the way you do?"
The Doctor: "My dear,
you don't look the way I do -- especially on the inside. I'm quite happy to deal with a wide range of people, as long as they don't try to exterminate me."
Kay: "We're good here. Send Tim on out."
The Doctor: "Who is this Tim?"
Kay: "Well, a while back, Alex decided to test how far the Tef could reach --"
The Doctor: "Maxing out one's equipment is generally a very poor idea."
Chris: "We kinda figgered that out for ourselves, thanks."
Kay: "So
anyway, Alex, whose equipment this is so we don't tell her
no unless we think she's about to blow something up--"
Chris: [
Muttering.] "Which is at least once a week."
Kay: "-- set up this experiment and she tapped into Tim's home dimension. Then the Tef snapped back along the vector like a rubber band, pulling Tim and half his office building along with it."
Chris: "You should've seen the mess that made."
Kay: "Alex and I were out here scouting when the Tef snapped. First I saw of Tim was a tentacle monster carrying Alex's unconscious body out of the rubble. Luckily for him I decided not to shoot him, on account of I didn't want him to drop her, and later we figured out that he wasn't actually a monster after all. But Alex hasn't managed to send him home yet, so he's stuck here."
Chris: "Hope you have better luck, Doc."
The Doctor: "I have escaped from far worse situations than this, though to be fair, most of those involved The Master separating me from the TARDIS."
Kay: "Sounds like another nemesis for our database. Can you give us a description?"
The Doctor: "Not one that would mean much to you."
Chris: "Well, that's just peachy."
Schrodinger's Heroes also has a
menu post.