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Challenge #3

In your own space, Scream Into the Void. Get it all out. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.

I know Snowflake is sunshine and rainbows and singing from the rooftops all the lovely and brilliant that is being in a fandom. But, let’s be honest. Sometimes--like with other things--there are sucky parts, heartbreak parts and just plain UGH parts. Rather than holding onto those slights and resentments, or burying them and pretending they don’t exist, just to have them slowly and almost imperceptibly seep into the rest of the challenges this month, why don’t we just let it all out?

For those of us who celebrate Festivus for the rest of us, this will be familiar. We call it “Airing of Grievances” and it is actually very satisfying, whether you do it tongue in cheek, get introspective or just literally scream.


Warning: Here there be dragons.

Snowflake Challenge promotional banner with image of snow-covered trees and an old barn in the background. Text: Snowflake Challenge January 1-31.

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We just started watching The History of Swear Words.  It is glorious.  This is exactly  the combination of mischievous glee, raunchiness, and erudition typical of the best supervillain presentations on V'you.

Most highly recommended.  But don't watch it with your mouth full.
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This poem is spillover from the December 5, 2017 Poetry Fishbowl. It was inspired by prompts from [personal profile] dialecticdreamer and [personal profile] alexseanchai. It also fills the "virtue and vice" square in my 12-3-17 card for the[community profile] genprompt_bingo fest. This poem has been sponsored by [personal profile] janetmiles. It belongs to the Shiv series of the Polychrome Heroics series.  It comes after "Informally Formal Meetings" (Part 1, Part 2) by [personal profile] dialecticdreamer  and sets up another story.

Note: While nothing really bad is happening in this poem, it brings up some difficult associations from Shiv's past that leave him panicking. Also, he's a pottymouth, but that's not news.

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This poem came out of the October 6, 2015 Poetry Fishbowl. It was inspired by [personal profile] helgatwb. It also fills the "sarcastic" square in my 8-31-15 card for the Tones and Voices Bingo fest. This poem has been sponsored by [personal profile] janetmiles.

Warning: As you can guess from the title, this poem relies a lot of vulgar humor. It's also a riff on the classic "Feminism and Other F-Words." Click through for the bleu.

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Why War?

Jun. 16th, 2014 03:23 am
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 A soldier has something to say about war in Iraq.  It is very well said and pulls no punches.
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This poem came out of the January 7, 2014 Poetry Fishbowl. It was inspired by prompts from [personal profile] chanter_greenie and [personal profile] aldersprig. It also fills the "Swearing / cursing" square in my 11-26-13 card for the [community profile] origfic_bingo fest. This poem has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette. It belongs to the series Polychrome Heroics.

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 Apparently there's a rude phrase that works in almost any comic.  My inner 10-year-old boy thinks this is hilarious.
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In Mandarin and English, black gods of space bless freedom of speech.  Those of you who are sensitive to dirty words, don't open the jack-in-the-box with the boxing glove in it.

I should ever be half so good in my crafting of artisan-quality vulgarities as this.  
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This poem came out of the January 8, 2013 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] rhodielady_47.  It also fills the "handcuffed / bound together" square in my Trope Bingo card.  Folks voted to sponsor this via the general fund.

Format: Poetry
Title: "The Mule Patrol"
Fandom: Original (stand-alone)
Summary:  You are a soldier with enough good sense to behave yourself in a multi-species latrine.  Those with less sense attract the attention of the Mule Patrol.
Required Warnings: No standard warnings apply.  Some crude language and humor appear.

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Comic Rant

Jan. 7th, 2013 01:36 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] my_partner_doug pointed me to this epic little rant n a comic.  No further context is required.  It's pretty much pure vulgarity, so if that's not your thing, no clickie.  If you want some inspiration for those occasions when humanity outrages you, however, here it is.  I've added the last word to my lexicon.
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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from Stephen Laird, referring to the comic book and movie V for Vendetta.  (I really should have remembered this character when asked for anti-villain examples, along with Magneto.)  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from Stephen Laird, referring to the comic book and movie V for Vendetta.  (I really should have remembered this character when asked for anti-villain examples, along with Magneto.)  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from Stephen Laird, referring to the comic book and movie V for Vendetta.  (I really should have remembered this character when asked for anti-villain examples, along with Magneto.)  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.

Read more... )

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from Stephen Laird, referring to the comic book and movie V for Vendetta.  (I really should have remembered this character when asked for anti-villain examples, along with Magneto.)  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.

Read more... )

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] laffingkat and, as noted, a famous slogan from war protests.  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.


Fucking For Virginity


He had joined the military
expecting to become a hero
and save democracy.

What he learned was that
becoming a soldier did not
automatically make anyone a hero
and that the army was not a democracy.

Nor was it possible, he realized,
to raise the level of freedom in a nation
just by dropping platoons of soldiers into it
like pebbles into a pitcher
of not-quite-enough water.

There was nothing particularly valorous or patriotic
about hiding belly-down in the drab yellow sand
or shooting pubescent boys because they might  have a gun.
The fighting wore away at his ideals the way
the sand got into his boots and scraped through his skin.
The blisters on his feet eventually healed,
and his soul grew its own callous protection
against what he had seen and could never unsee.

He began to understand the protest banner:
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
There is no chastity in a whorehouse.
There is no peace on a battlefield.

Between tours of duty, he went home,
and hit his girlfriend when she argued with him.
After she left him, he listened to the loud silence of the house
and discovered that there was no peace off the battlefield either,
that he had forgotten how to live in peace
even when it was all around him.

Only when deployment came and combat reclaimed him
did he feel at home again, caught in the chatter of gunfire.
Then he knew what truly came from the constant state of war.

The end does not justify the means.
The means determine the end.

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] laffingkat and, as noted, a famous slogan from war protests.  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.


Fucking For Virginity


He had joined the military
expecting to become a hero
and save democracy.

What he learned was that
becoming a soldier did not
automatically make anyone a hero
and that the army was not a democracy.

Nor was it possible, he realized,
to raise the level of freedom in a nation
just by dropping platoons of soldiers into it
like pebbles into a pitcher
of not-quite-enough water.

There was nothing particularly valorous or patriotic
about hiding belly-down in the drab yellow sand
or shooting pubescent boys because they might  have a gun.
The fighting wore away at his ideals the way
the sand got into his boots and scraped through his skin.
The blisters on his feet eventually healed,
and his soul grew its own callous protection
against what he had seen and could never unsee.

He began to understand the protest banner:
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
There is no chastity in a whorehouse.
There is no peace on a battlefield.

Between tours of duty, he went home,
and hit his girlfriend when she argued with him.
After she left him, he listened to the loud silence of the house
and discovered that there was no peace off the battlefield either,
that he had forgotten how to live in peace
even when it was all around him.

Only when deployment came and combat reclaimed him
did he feel at home again, caught in the chatter of gunfire.
Then he knew what truly came from the constant state of war.

The end does not justify the means.
The means determine the end.

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] laffingkat and, as noted, a famous slogan from war protests.  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.


Fucking For Virginity


He had joined the military
expecting to become a hero
and save democracy.

What he learned was that
becoming a soldier did not
automatically make anyone a hero
and that the army was not a democracy.

Nor was it possible, he realized,
to raise the level of freedom in a nation
just by dropping platoons of soldiers into it
like pebbles into a pitcher
of not-quite-enough water.

There was nothing particularly valorous or patriotic
about hiding belly-down in the drab yellow sand
or shooting pubescent boys because they might  have a gun.
The fighting wore away at his ideals the way
the sand got into his boots and scraped through his skin.
The blisters on his feet eventually healed,
and his soul grew its own callous protection
against what he had seen and could never unsee.

He began to understand the protest banner:
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
There is no chastity in a whorehouse.
There is no peace on a battlefield.

Between tours of duty, he went home,
and hit his girlfriend when she argued with him.
After she left him, he listened to the loud silence of the house
and discovered that there was no peace off the battlefield either,
that he had forgotten how to live in peace
even when it was all around him.

Only when deployment came and combat reclaimed him
did he feel at home again, caught in the chatter of gunfire.
Then he knew what truly came from the constant state of war.

The end does not justify the means.
The means determine the end.

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This poem came out of the May 1, 2012 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was inspired by a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] laffingkat and, as noted, a famous slogan from war protests.  It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette.


Fucking For Virginity


He had joined the military
expecting to become a hero
and save democracy.

What he learned was that
becoming a soldier did not
automatically make anyone a hero
and that the army was not a democracy.

Nor was it possible, he realized,
to raise the level of freedom in a nation
just by dropping platoons of soldiers into it
like pebbles into a pitcher
of not-quite-enough water.

There was nothing particularly valorous or patriotic
about hiding belly-down in the drab yellow sand
or shooting pubescent boys because they might  have a gun.
The fighting wore away at his ideals the way
the sand got into his boots and scraped through his skin.
The blisters on his feet eventually healed,
and his soul grew its own callous protection
against what he had seen and could never unsee.

He began to understand the protest banner:
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
There is no chastity in a whorehouse.
There is no peace on a battlefield.

Between tours of duty, he went home,
and hit his girlfriend when she argued with him.
After she left him, he listened to the loud silence of the house
and discovered that there was no peace off the battlefield either,
that he had forgotten how to live in peace
even when it was all around him.

Only when deployment came and combat reclaimed him
did he feel at home again, caught in the chatter of gunfire.
Then he knew what truly came from the constant state of war.

The end does not justify the means.
The means determine the end.

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This poem came out of the November 1, 2011 Poetry Fishbowl.  It was prompted by [livejournal.com profile] my_partner_doug and sponsored by [livejournal.com profile] aldersprig.  This poem is under a cut for vulgar concepts and vocabulary. 

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