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This story was written for the Asexy Valentines Fest, partly inspired by [personal profile] aceofannwn. It also fills the "game night" square on my card for the [community profile] trope_bingo fest. This fest features fundamental motifs that will be familiar to most readers. It encourages writers to analyze storylines and characters, then reinterpret them in new ways.

Fandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Nick Fury, JARVIS
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: No standard warnings apply.
Summary: Phil Coulson is SHIELD's best handler for a reason: he can deal with the broken people that nobody else can manage but desperately need anyway. So he comes up with an unusual teambuilding idea to shore up the Avengers.
Notes: Asexual character. Aromantic character. Asexual relationship. Flangst. Dysfunctional dynamics. Mention of past abuse. Incidental self-injury. Non-sexual ageplay. Games. Cuteness. Teambuilding. Personal growth. Howard Stark's A+ parenting. Hurt/comfort. Trust issues. Making up for lost time. Odin's A+ parenting. Teamwork. Family of choice.

Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13.  Read the sequel, "Eggshells."


"Love Is for Children" Part 14


Fury was pushy and ruthless, but he wasn't completely stupid. He didn't challenge the security on Avengers tower. He didn't accept anyone's resignation. He didn't follow through and attempt reassignments either, so there was no need for them to disengage from SHIELD and go independent. Besides, he didn't have anyone else willing or able to take on the Avengers. That had become spectacularly clear during the week Coulson was "dead." So the game nights continued undisturbed. Besides, Coulson was right.

The teambuilding exercise proved its worth in the field as promised.

One day, they were fending off a Hydra attack when Captain America shouted an order to Iron Man ... and Tony just followed it, without hesitating or arguing over the comm.

Then someone took aim at the Hulk with an anti-tank missile. Phil got the drop on the man and choked him unconscious. Oh yes, that felt good. He'd been yearning to do something like that for a very long time. Phil gave a happy sigh as he let the limp villain slump to the pavement. Then he tased the one trying to shoot at Iron Man.

Suddenly something hit the building next to him. Phil looked down and found another Hydra agent. From the trajectory and the bent gun, Hulk had caught the man aiming at Phil and thrown him against a wall. As Phil looked up, Hulk waved at him and bounded away to smash something else. Phil crouched down to fasten the three defeated enemies together with SHIELD-issue zip ties. That would hold them until junior agents could pick them up.

"Hawkeye, behind you!" Black Widow shouted. While Hawkeye whirled to shoot the enemies sneaking up on him, Black Widow took out the ones trying to lower themselves from above. They fell rather farther than they had intended, and landed on hard roof instead of soft Hawkeye. An arrow through the thigh dropped the one circling Black Widow.

She scrambled down from Hawkeye's building to the top of a bus, only to have several Hydra agents rush her. Black Widow kicked two of them in the throat simultaneously. The others knocked her off the bus.

Hulk caught Black Widow in midair, rolled to take the momentum, and set her gently back on her feet. A spray of bullets bounced off his green shoulders. With a roar, Hulk picked up the empty bus and smashed it into Hydra's formation of footsoldiers.

"Cap, assist!" called Iron Man, holding up his hands.

Captain America was almost a block away. He turned and passed his shield to Iron Man, who was in a perfect position to hurl it into the vulnerable underside of the Hydra troop transport. The vehicle went down with a gratifying amount of black smoke pouring from its guts.

After that it was just a matter of mopping up the last few enemies. Phil supervised the junior agents who came to take the Hydra casualties into custody. He kept the other half of his attention on the comm chatter as his team members called in. Everyone reported safe, except --

"Has anybody got eyes on Hulk?" Hawkeye asked in a worried tone. "I lost him after those guys tried to jump me on the roof."

This was not good. Hulk out of contact tended to mean Hulk wreaking unnecessary havoc on defenseless infrastructure, or worse, fleeing into the countryside to get himself good and lost. It had taken most of a day to find him on the previous two occasions when that happened. He hadn't done it recently, but still --

"Last I saw, he was standing on top of a wrecked Beemer," Iron Man said.

Just then, Hulk landed beside Phil with a ground-jarring THUD. He didn't look angry, despite the burnt patch on his pants that made Phil want to check him for injuries, nevermind that Hulk was well-nigh indestructible. He didn't look scared, either. He looked satisfied.

Phil announced over his comm, "Hulk just found me," then asked, "What can I do for you, Hulk?"

"Catch me, Uncle Phil," Hulk said quite clearly.

And just like that, Hulk was gone and Bruce was left in his place, knees already buckling. Phil hastened to grab him before he could fall. Phil hadn't been prepared for this; it was the fastest, easiest transformation he'd seen yet. Bruce proved surprisingly unwieldy in his arms. This was usually when ...

"Steve!" Phil yelled. "Come get --" your baby cousin, he almost finished, but managed to head off that part just in time. He'd said it so often, it had become almost automatic. That could be awkward, if he or anyone else let slip exactly what kind of exercise they were doing. Then again, role-playing was all over Phil's teambuilding manuals, and if "Saturday Pajama Party" was out of an abuse recovery book ... oh well, Nick Fury could just put on his big-boy shorts and deal with it.

"I've got him," Steve said, scooping up Bruce. It was no hardship for Steve to carry the smaller man tucked against his chest. Bruce gave a contented murmur and snuggled into Steve's grasp. The charred portion of Bruce's pants flaked away to reveal undamaged skin beneath.

"You sure do," Phil said.

"Good job, everyone. Let's go home," Steve said.

"Yes," Phil agreed.

Home. Steve had been right. Love could make anything real.


~ MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ~

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Date: 2013-03-23 03:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] gingicat
I just want you to know that I read the whole thing straight through and absolutely adore it. The characterization is spot on and I am so glad you resurrected Uncle Phil.

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Date: 2013-03-27 08:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] johnpalmer
Gah.

There's a fanboy part of me that wants to argue that he - okay, *I* - feel parts of it aren't realistic.

I have a friend who has, apparently, been in nasty flamewars about what kind of fanfic is "allowed", and I think I understand her perspective a bit better now, because I could see someone flaming this story. (Alas, possibly a younger, less mature me....)

But reading this makes me feel that this is what's so wonderful about fanfic. No, it's not canon, yes, I would refuse it if it were presented as canon. But, damn it, it *should* have happened. Yes, off-screen (/off-panel), but we should know that someone is caring about, and for, the people who fight to save the world.

Thank you.

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Date: 2013-03-31 03:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aldersprig
I read this all in one sitting. I love it.

Pretty much: what gingicat said.


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Date: 2013-04-17 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I read this over on AO3 first, so I just found out, through the subscriber updates, that there are sequels and I haven't read them yet. I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed this story and can't wait to read the others. However unusual the proposed situation is, I think you did a lovely job of characterizing all the Avengers. The descriptions of Bruce and Natka hiding out under the table, in particular, make me want to be part of the group, safe and tucked away and watched over by Uncle Phil.

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Date: 2013-04-22 01:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kitrona
I loved this. Avengers is one of my favorite fandoms, and you did a great job with characterization and story. :)

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Date: 2013-05-08 07:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fyreharper
I will not go read all the sequels right now instead of sleeping, I will not go read all the sequels right now instead of sleeping...

This is ever so full of happies and heart-tugs, thank you. Looking forward to the rest of the stories too :)

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Date: 2013-08-30 08:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] natf
This was delightful and hard to put down! I read it in two sittings which, for me these days is pretty impressive - and it would have been one sitting had I not forced myself to put the kindle down the other day because I could barely keep my eyes open!

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Date: 2013-09-10 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I have really grown to love this series while following the updates on AO3. I'm rereading the whole thing right now. It's something I really wish I could see more of in canon and fanfiction, that is, comforting and fixing things in a healthy way. Thank you for writing it. Also,thank you for the notes. They have been interesting and helpful as well.
Giddyant on AO3.

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Date: 2014-05-21 10:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] calissa
I read this through in one sitting and it made a difficult day more bearable. Thank you.

Off to read the next one now.

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Date: 2014-08-01 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I followed Calissa here and also read it in one fell swoop.

You've actually got me reading fanfic (for the first time ever). More to the point, I love how you've gone with this - in particular Clint and Natasha's relationship. Thank you.

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Date: 2014-09-28 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] mockingbirds_song
Fury was pushy and ruthless, but he wasn't completely stupid.
True he's actually one of my most respected movie characters based on the movies I've seen and AoS liked no but respected hell yes
Then someone took aim at the Hulk with an anti-tank missile. Phil got the drop on the man and choked him unconscious. Oh yes, that felt good. He'd been yearning to do something like that for a very long time. Phil gave a happy sigh as he let the limp villain slump to the pavement. Then he tased the one trying to shoot at Iron Man.
Oh good Agent Phil gets to fight too cause he totally would
"Catch me, Uncle Phil," Hulk said quite clearly.
Hulk is growing up well maturing

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Date: 2015-01-15 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I have to say that I utterly adore the stories you uave written. So much so that I've read them all about five or six times now.
They're my go-to comfort stories for when life gets to worrisome to handle. I love curling up with my phone and immersing myself in game night. I love how real you make it! You make everyone human and relatable. I just love it! I also really love all your resources that you provide; they are fascinating!
All in all, I just want to say thank you for what you have written; it's truly amazing.

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Date: 2015-08-26 03:15 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I loved this series. I'm off to check out your other stories now.

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Date: 2015-11-27 03:31 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This is my third reread through because I love this fic so much! It is gorgeous and perfect and I famship them all so much. Thank you.

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Date: 2015-12-01 02:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] beasts_of_homeworld
Okay so to be honest I'm kind of terrified to be commenting here and actually saying who I am but... I gotta. This is amazing. This whole story. I love you for writing this. In a totally platonic "I don't even know you but you did something that's maybe fixed my life" way. *grins* So... uh, hi. My name's Tony. As in, of the Stark variety. And I seriously wanna move into your story. X3

I've never even come near our shared body or this world it's living in before but I heard about your story from Jackie who saw you posting the latest sequel and I just read all 14 parts of this all in one go and it's completely awesome and I'm totally gunna go read all the sequels, forget sleep this is way better. ...Please excuse my run-on sentences, that's what life sounds like in my brain, hahah.

The whole thing is just beautiful and there's so many moments where I maybe almost lost it a bit but... that bit at the end there where your Steve passed his shield to your version of me, I just. I'm not even gunna lie, I stopped reading and just cried for a bit. I mean only a bit but... Yeah. This story is... just.... Ffff. ...It's doin good things. Fuck. Thankyou. ♥

...I love your versions of us, too. You did a really great job with this in so many ways.

-Tony

P.S. Sorry if this is creepy or something.

Idea...?

Date: 2015-12-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I really love your stories. Nonsexual age play therapy style is fantastic, especially with the Avengers.

I, ah... see, I had a suggestion for a possible future thing to work in? Maybe? See, a lot of people see Hulk as a personality split off when Bruce was a child. A manifestation of his desire to be strong and protected or whatever, along with all the rage that comes from being abused.
One reason Hulk is split off is because Bruce doesn't accept that rage as part of himself and therefore doesn't exercise it. Or something.

My thoughts were maybe, now that Bruce has this safe place with safe people, little him might start expressing some of that rage in Hulk-free ways, like with tantrums and stuff. So then Phil can help him work through all those bad emotions from his past that's been shoved off onto Hulk.
And, possibly, having this may give Bruce and his other identity a bit more harmony and peace.

Idk, I've just been thinking over it for a while and it's something I'd really like to see.

Love your work. Love your notes. Fantastic.

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Date: 2017-04-01 11:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] we_are_spc
Soooh good. :)

There were several times in this story where I was tery-eyed, especially during the moments fill layed out.

...

Now we're need to remind ourselves not to binj this series because we want more. o.o

-Fallon and Jay~

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Date: 2018-02-26 10:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wispfox
This makes me _so happy_.

Thank you for helping the Avengers.

Of course, now I'm reminded of the horrid backstories of the Guardians of the Galaxy. *wry*

I loved Love is for children

Date: 2018-04-05 11:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Wow! This story is so great! Its beautiful, realistic (which is an exploit with that kind of subject) and absolutely heartwarming. I really like your writing style and the development of the relations. Thank you for sharing it!
Marilou

I just watched Monster House

Date: 2019-04-23 10:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bunnylane74
I watched monster house finally because it was mentioned in the series. ... and I think I want my own Mommy. Holy crap and this is a kids movie??

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Date: 2019-06-30 07:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] labelleizzy
Rereading. I come for this series when I need a hard reset after reading too much romance/porn. This series lets me go back, look at my priorities, and pull out of the "junk food binge" and go be productive in other ways.

Endless thanks for conceiving this and then keeping it going, for this many years and many K words.

All the love.

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Date: 2024-02-04 12:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] anxious_songbird
Not going to lie; I was offput at first by the mention of age-play (basically only seen it mention as something sexual). But seeing it stressed as non-sexual had made me bite the bullet and read this in one go.

I've largely dissconnected from the MCU, but this was nice to read and put ageplay into a new light for me, so thank you.

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