It's a little after 2 AM and I'm trying to work. So I have the light on. Apparently I have woken up the cardinal who lives in the bush outside my window. He is now pecking on the glass and screaming "Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!" at me, like a neighbor banging on the ceiling with a broom.
What the fuck, dude. I have the light on almost every night at this time. There are dozens of other places in the yard where you could sleep in the dark. Go find one.
EDIT 2:25 AM: My temporally confused neighbor is now attempting a full courting song. I suspect his mate will shortly wing him in the nuts and direct him to find another bush.
What the fuck, dude. I have the light on almost every night at this time. There are dozens of other places in the yard where you could sleep in the dark. Go find one.
EDIT 2:25 AM: My temporally confused neighbor is now attempting a full courting song. I suspect his mate will shortly wing him in the nuts and direct him to find another bush.