Poem: "House Rules"
Aug. 16th, 2011 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysabetwordsmithThis poem was inspired by prompts from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
kelkyag and zianuray. They wanted to know about interactions with more mundane folks, and things that go missing but then reappear; and that all stuck with earlier requests to see more of the daughter of the house. So here's a list of notes taken from parental advice and one other role model. This poem was sponsored by zianuray.
This is a list poem. There are various ways to write list poems; this one is a numbered set of rules. It's partway between couplet verses and prose poetry. Though written in a prose style, I did go back and neaten up the line breaks, and all the verses did wind up with two lines. But I didn't change the breaks too far from where they originally fell, nor try to make the lines of similar lengths. Eh, and then I had to fiddle again when LJ hashed the line breaks.
1) Do not say "hello" to other people's houses. Most houses aren't
people, and most people don't know that some houses are people.
2) Ignore any monsters in someone else's house, unless the host
or hostess introduces them. It's rude to call attention to them
if they are hiding.
3) No bringing home extra monsters from around town. We have
enough monsters right now.
4) When other people lose something and say, "Well it didn't just
grow legs and walk away!" that is usually true for them.
And if it isn't, don't point that out.
5) Helen Keller was right: The only thing worse than being blind is
having sight but no vision.
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Date: 2011-08-17 04:06 am (UTC)Yes...
Date: 2011-08-17 04:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 07:03 pm (UTC)Well...
Date: 2011-08-17 08:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 04:18 am (UTC)*laugh*
Date: 2011-08-17 07:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 04:32 am (UTC)Saw this one too. :)
I admit, my first reaction was to #5. I'm currently processing/digitally archiving collections of photographs of Helen Keller. But my second reaction was to #1. Because there's definitely some houses in Boston-area, which have personality. Houses you want to chat with, and houses you dare not say hello to, let alone look at.
Yes...
Date: 2011-08-17 07:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 04:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 07:06 am (UTC)Yes...
Date: 2011-08-17 07:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-17 12:34 pm (UTC)Those aren't that different from the rules I grew up with.
Yes...
Date: 2011-08-17 11:37 pm (UTC)In particular, I think I was about eight before I realized that, to most people, inanimate objects were consistently inanimate and not prone to moving around at random. That helped explain why people tend to freak when, in my presence, stuff does move around.
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Date: 2011-08-17 10:27 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Date: 2011-08-18 12:19 am (UTC)http://penultimateproductions.weebly.com/serial-poetry.html
There are 20 of them now, wow! Most of those have been published online, and are linked accordingly.
Re: Thank you!
Date: 2011-08-18 01:46 am (UTC)Re: Thank you!
Date: 2011-08-18 02:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-18 02:58 am (UTC)I love that list. It does sound like the sort of thing a child would write.
I can just see her parents making the list.
Yes...
Date: 2011-08-18 03:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-18 09:54 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Date: 2011-08-18 09:59 pm (UTC)