Since we're on this topic, I'll move on to words I've coined with intent for them to be spoken in English:
1. Faux poo = That sensation you get, after having taken a poo, that you have to poo again, only you can't because there isn't really anything there anymore.
2. Advertainment [ad-ver-tain-ment] = 1. Noun. Entertainment that is a thinly-veiled advertisement. 2. Noun. Any entertainment which uses advertising tactics to boost ratings.
3. Deja phew: Getting hit with so many deja vus at once that you're overwhelmed and just want it to stop.
4. Partrade [parr-trade] = n. A moving party, a festive celebration that moves along like a parade. v. To festively celebrate while moving along like a parade. Origin: combined party and parade.
5. Dishentery [dish-en-terry] = A disease caused by eating food or drink that's been served from dirty dishes. Example: After eating at Lauren's house, I realized she must not have washed her dishes very well, because I was sick for a week afterward with dishentery.
6. sarcaustic = Being sarcastic with an intense amount of venom in one's voice; hatefully sarcastic.
7. Occuply - verb. To increase the number of places one occupies at one time, assuming one can multi-locate.* Origin: misspelling that lead to combining "occupy" and "multiply."
8. Guerilla turd - An urge to poop that hits you hard and fast without warning, like a guerilla soldier coming out of the bushes, and you HAVE to poop NOW or you will shit your pants.
9. Whatknot: n. A knot that, on inspection, appears to be totally impossible; they usually form completely on their own and show up most frequently in cords for electronics. Only when they are untangled - either by skill or by luck - do they seem plausible, yet it remains a mystery how they formed to begin with. Example: "People in my house get these impossible knots in things all the time, and I'm always the one that has to untangle the darned whatknots."
10. wypoo = The sensation, after wiping one's butt, of having to poop again, which is caused by the stimulation of the anus by the hand.
11. Kung poo = n. The art of using shit as a weapon.
12. Piss fu = n. The art of using pee as a weapon.
13. Incestor = n. A person from whom one is descended, assuming "one" was the product of an incestual relationship. Origin: combined "incest" and "ancestor."
14. wanking poetic = being all angsty and emo and making it all artsy with pretty words.
15. Hoime [hoym} = 1. n. A place of residence, a shelter for the body but not a comfort to the mind or spirit. A place where one lives but has no affection for, or may even hate the place and/or other people within it, or the people one lives with are merely roommates and very difficult to put up with. Example: "Home is where the heart is, hoime is where the heart is NOT." 2. adj. Of, pertaining to, or connected with one's hoime or country, domestic: hoime products.
16. hoiam [pronounced hoy-aam] = A place of residence, a shelter for the body but not much of a comfort to the mind or spirit. A place where one lives but has little affection for, or may even hate the place and/or most of the other people within it, or most of the people one lives with are merely roommates and very difficult to put up with. Differs from the word "hoime" in that there is at least one person (a human person) there that you like and/or love. People you have no opinion of either way don't count either. Example: "Home is where the heart is, hoiam is where the heart is NOT. For the most part." 2. adj. Of, pertaining to, or connected with one's hoiam or country, domestic: hoiam products.
17. oikay [oy-kay] = adj. 1. To be okay, but to be completely unsure how you managed it. 2. An expression of dismay, said when one is not really okay but is resigned to one's fate. Origin: combined "okay" and "oy vey."
18. ewxample [yukes-amp-ull] = n. A very bad and/or gross example of something.
19. Mislexia. - From mis- and dyslexia. n. Whereas dyslexia is caused by a difference in how one perceives spaces, mislexia is simply a misreading of which word it is. For example, mis-reading "marinara" as "marijuana" is an example of mislexia.
20. Misaudia - Like mislexia, only it's mishearing a word rather than misreading it.
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Date: 2011-08-08 06:29 am (UTC)1. Faux poo = That sensation you get, after having taken a poo, that you have to poo again, only you can't because there isn't really anything there anymore.
2. Advertainment [ad-ver-tain-ment] = 1. Noun. Entertainment that is a thinly-veiled advertisement. 2. Noun. Any entertainment which uses advertising tactics to boost ratings.
3. Deja phew: Getting hit with so many deja vus at once that you're overwhelmed and just want it to stop.
4. Partrade [parr-trade] = n. A moving party, a festive celebration that moves along like a parade. v. To festively celebrate while moving along like a parade. Origin: combined party and parade.
5. Dishentery [dish-en-terry] = A disease caused by eating food or drink that's been served from dirty dishes. Example: After eating at Lauren's house, I realized she must not have washed her dishes very well, because I was sick for a week afterward with dishentery.
6. sarcaustic = Being sarcastic with an intense amount of venom in one's voice; hatefully sarcastic.
7. Occuply - verb. To increase the number of places one occupies at one time, assuming one can multi-locate.* Origin: misspelling that lead to combining "occupy" and "multiply."
8. Guerilla turd - An urge to poop that hits you hard and fast without warning, like a guerilla soldier coming out of the bushes, and you HAVE to poop NOW or you will shit your pants.
9. Whatknot: n. A knot that, on inspection, appears to be totally impossible; they usually form completely on their own and show up most frequently in cords for electronics. Only when they are untangled - either by skill or by luck - do they seem plausible, yet it remains a mystery how they formed to begin with. Example: "People in my house get these impossible knots in things all the time, and I'm always the one that has to untangle the darned whatknots."
10. wypoo = The sensation, after wiping one's butt, of having to poop again, which is caused by the stimulation of the anus by the hand.
11. Kung poo = n. The art of using shit as a weapon.
12. Piss fu = n. The art of using pee as a weapon.
13. Incestor = n. A person from whom one is descended, assuming "one" was the product of an incestual relationship. Origin: combined "incest" and "ancestor."
14. wanking poetic = being all angsty and emo and making it all artsy with pretty words.
15. Hoime [hoym} = 1. n. A place of residence, a shelter for the body but not a comfort to the mind or spirit. A place where one lives but has no affection for, or may even hate the place and/or other people within it, or the people one lives with are merely roommates and very difficult to put up with. Example: "Home is where the heart is, hoime is where the heart is NOT."
2. adj. Of, pertaining to, or connected with one's hoime or country, domestic: hoime products.
16. hoiam [pronounced hoy-aam] = A place of residence, a shelter for the body but not much of a comfort to the mind or spirit. A place where one lives but has little affection for, or may even hate the place and/or most of the other people within it, or most of the people one lives with are merely roommates and very difficult to put up with. Differs from the word "hoime" in that there is at least one person (a human person) there that you like and/or love. People you have no opinion of either way don't count either. Example: "Home is where the heart is, hoiam is where the heart is NOT. For the most part."
2. adj. Of, pertaining to, or connected with one's hoiam or country, domestic: hoiam products.
17. oikay [oy-kay] = adj. 1. To be okay, but to be completely unsure how you managed it. 2. An expression of dismay, said when one is not really okay but is resigned to one's fate. Origin: combined "okay" and "oy vey."
18. ewxample [yukes-amp-ull] = n. A very bad and/or gross example of something.
19. Mislexia. - From mis- and dyslexia. n. Whereas dyslexia is caused by a difference in how one perceives spaces, mislexia is simply a misreading of which word it is. For example, mis-reading "marinara" as "marijuana" is an example of mislexia.
20. Misaudia - Like mislexia, only it's mishearing a word rather than misreading it.