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This poem was written outside the regular prompt calls, based on discussions with [personal profile] dialecticdreamer. It fills the "Gifts" square in my 6-1-21 card for the Cottoncandy Bingo fest. It has been sponsored by Anthony & Shirley Barrette. This poem belongs to the Shiv and Broken Angels threads of the Polychrome Heroics series.  It is followed by "Caterpillar Park" and "The Power of Food to Bring People Together."


"Oak Guilds"

[Monday, May 9, 2016]

Boss Blaster and Shiv
were going over a map of
the Long Arm neighborhood
that had belonged to the Tatters
when the doorbell bonged.

"I'll get that," Cas said,
heading for the door
with Hali on his hip.

Boss Blaster recognized
the voice, though. "Sally,
come on in," he invited her.
"What brings you here today?"

Sally was still in college, but she
also put in some internship hours at
the Lincoln Saline Wetlands Nature Center.

"There's a new initiative," she said. "We're
encouraging citizens to plant oak guilds."

"Why oak?" Boss Blaster wondered.

"Oak hosts the most species of wildlife --
over 550 insects alone, over 2,300 in all,"
Sally said. "That makes them best for
supporting birds and other living things.
Oak guilds make great wildlife gardens."

"Can trees have guilds?" Shiv said.
"I thought that was history stuff."

"It's not quite like historic guilds,
that's just where the name came from,"
Sally said. "In permaculture, a guild is
a group of plants that help each other.
An oak tree makes shade and shelter
for understory shrubs and flowers."

"Okay, that makes more sense,"
Shiv said. "Like Shady Grove Park."

That was one of Boss Blaster's parks
which just got started last month.

"That one has some oak saplings,
but it would help to have more and
the other things that grow with them,"
said Sally. "We're hoping to boost
insects, and that will help songbirds.
It takes over 6,000 caterpillars
to raise one clutch of chicks."

"I like birdies!" Hali crowed.
"They sing such pretty songs."

Boss Blaster looked thoughtfully
at the map of the Long Arm area.

He didn't have any parks there yet,
but he had picked up some properties
on the cheap, including an empty lot.
A park would raise all their values.

Flipping through pictures on his phone,
he nodded. "Yeah, I got space," he said.
"Are there any program incentives?"

"We supply native plants from
our greenhouses," said Sally.
"There are bur oaks along with
some other native trees, shrubs,
and flowering plants they like.
Tiny ones, but they'll grow."

Shiv gave him a look
but just said, "Later."

"We also offer a variety of
tax incentives for landowners
who participate in the projects
by the Center," Sally added.
"There are new opportunities
for the oak guilds, yard mapping,
and privately owned parkland."

Boss Blaster brightened.
If he could use the parks
to lower his obligations and
boost property values, that
would really help his budget.

"All right, here is a picture of
an empty lot I have, its address,
and the area measurements.
It covers about half an acre."
said Boss Blaster. "Sally,
go pick out some plants.
Cas, start the phone tree."

Sally made happy noises,
then scampered away.

Cas put Hali down on
a chair so that he could
start making the phone calls.

"So, what's up?" Boss Blaster said,
turning to Shiv. "Something to share?"

"I uh, might know someone who
could make the plants grow faster,
if she's free today," said Shiv.
"You want I should check?"

"Go ahead," said Boss Blaster.
"I've already had Dozer out
to clean the soil, so it's safe."

Shiv made the call. "Hi, I'm
in Lincoln and we're planning
to plant oak seedlings and
wildflowers," he said. "So if
anyone wants to come over
and play in the dirt, maybe
speed things up a little,
that would be awesome."

He paused, listening. "Yeah,
an hour from now sounds good.
I'll pass the word about calories.
Don't worry, they got a great cook."

Shiv hung up. "Okay, we're set,"
he said to Boss Blaster. "They'll
show up wherever I am in an hour."

"What did you promise about food?"
Cas said. "I've taken a few classes
on cooking, but I'm not a chef."

"So? I've eaten your food,
it's fantastic, and you know how
to feed high-burn appetites,"
Shiv said. "You just need
a big main dish, like maybe
a Lasagna Bomb, and then
the most ridiculously sweet
dessert you can imagine."

"You want to give me a hint
who I'm cooking for, so I can
pick something suitable?"
Cas said, looking at him.

"Ah, well ... her name is Alicia
and she looks about seven but she's
a lot older than that and really powerful,"
"If you treat her like a seven-year-old girl,
that's how she acts, and that's what we
want other than helping the plants grow."

"For how many people?" Cas asked.

"Uh, probably just three or four,
but two of them are high-burn and
the third is usually another soup,"
Shiv said. "Imagine that they're
about ten ordinary appetites."

"Don't forget the rest of us,"
said Boss Blaster. "I'm not
going to ask people to plant
trees and then feed them pizza."

"I can make a Lasagna Bomb and
a few loaves of garlic bread, plus
a salad or something," Cas said.

He took out his phone, scrolling
through recipes. "For dessert,
how about this?" he said. "Hali
is a bit young for it now, but I
thought in a year or few, she
might like something like this."
Then he turned the phone around.

The tall round cake was mostly white,
but had a swirl of rainbow rosettes
going down the side. Two ears
stuck up on top, and a gold horn.

Eventually Boss Blaster realized
that it was actually a unicorn.

Then Cas showed the next image.
The cake had been cut open
to reveal rainbow layers and
a filling of sprinkles and candy
that spilled all over the table.

Shiv cracked up laughing.
"Oh, that's perfect," he said.
"She loves shit like that -- she
eats Rainbowrama Jumble Munch."

"Okay, a Lasagna Bomb, garlic bread,
a chopped salad or something else green,
and a Unipalooza for dessert," Cas said.
"Boss, I'm gonna need a bigger budget."

"No problem," Boss Blaster said. He
fished out his wallet and passed Cas
a $300 Greenbucks card. "That's full."

"I don't need that much!" Cas squeaked.

"Well, better too much than too little,"
Boss Blaster said. "Go start shopping.
Don't worry about lunch, I'll have
someone bring that to the park."

"Okay, boss," said Cas. "We'll
be back in an hour or so."

He picked up Hali and
then hurried out the door.

"So, let's see what we have
to work with," Boss Blaster said.

Shiv looked at the map again,
sliding the card across it to see
how different circles lined up.

Cas had helpfully made
the template for them out of
stiff posterboard, its cutout circles
measuring a variety of distances
and time estimates, so they could
slide it around and see what was
available within a quarter of a mile,
about a 15-minute walk, or whatever.

You could do the same thing online,
but that could be tracked; paper
was a lot more private and you got
the feel of a place in your hands.

There weren't any parks inside
Long Arm itself; they were all
across some boundary road.

"Two quarter-mile circles fit here,
stacked south and north," Shiv said.
"The south one covers everything
that you've bought or plan to buy
anywhere in Long Arm thus far."

Boss Blaster looked at the map.
"The new park won't be exactly
in the center of the south circle,
but it's pretty close to there. It's
good enough for a first step."

"Yeah," Shiv said, then tapped
a finger higher up. "Later on,
maybe put a different kind
of park in the other circle."

"I might put a skate dot
or pavement park there,"
said Boss Blaster. "There's
a few abandoned parking lots
in that part of the neighborhood."

Sometimes people repurposed
buildings, or land, and just left
the part that they didn't want.

If they built houses where
a store had been, there could
be a parking lot standing empty.

Boss Blaster puttered around
with the map and his phone,
looking at property values and
usage patterns, mulling over
what he could do with Long Arm.

This was turning into a fun day.

* * *

Notes:

This poem is long, so its notes appear separately.

(no subject)

Date: 2021-07-20 05:28 am (UTC)
technoshaman: Tux (Default)
From: [personal profile] technoshaman
Back of the monitor calculations sez that might be a bit much for three courses for ten, *and* I like it that Boss is teaching Cas to think more in terms of the local organic co-op and less in terms of Mall*Wart... After all. Cooking is love, and using bargain ingredients for someone who is performing that level of service for you? Tsk.

(no subject)

Date: 2021-07-20 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Buy and make extra. What I remember from family get togethers (the most recent being a bit over 10 people) is that /someone/ will usually eat availible leftovers.

Alternately, extra portions could be frozen for later, instead of just left in the fridge.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2021-07-20 08:58 pm (UTC)
mama_kestrel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mama_kestrel
Or as my grandmother put it, "only too much is enough."

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2021-07-20 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
???

Leftovers have a purpose?

(no subject)

Date: 2021-07-20 10:04 pm (UTC)
redsixwing: A red knotwork emblem. (Default)
From: [personal profile] redsixwing
Sneaking back in and I'm delighted that this is the first thing I get to read.

Yeah, parks are good.

Re: Welcome!

Date: 2021-07-21 01:14 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Just be careful to not price folk out their own neighborhoods...

Re: Welcome!

Date: 2021-07-21 02:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm more concerned about mortgage payments or other landlords...he doesn't own everything as a fiefdom or something.

It's also possible that higher rent will keep people jammed in living together instead of moving out (if they want to).

Re: Welcome!

Date: 2021-07-21 08:05 pm (UTC)
redsixwing: A red knotwork emblem. (Default)
From: [personal profile] redsixwing
I'd love to hear more about housing designed for communal living.

(Which reminds me, don't you have a link collection about that? I should dig it up again.)

Re: Welcome!

Date: 2021-07-21 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Look up housing traditionally used by multigenerational extended families. Ancient Rome, manor houses...

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