Bad Dragon Sex Toys
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ysabetwordsmithExplicit discussion ahead. This post is meant for sexually mature readers. :D
Bad Dragon makes out-of-this world sex toys with exciting features. These are medical-grade silicone in assorted colors, finishes, and firmness. They're advertised as dishwasher-safe, hypoallergenic, and nonporous. The sculpting ability and creativity are exceptional.
Dildoes
* Extreme variety of shape and size. Most models offer 4-5 sizes.
* Broad categories are human(oid) phallus (circumcised and uncircumcised), alien phallus, tongue, nonphallic representation, and abstract. If you don't like dick there are still other dildo styles that you can enjoy.
* Most models have a large flange for safety. Several are knotting dildoes. Almost all have large variations in texture, which make for an exciting ride if you're into that but do complicate cleanup. To simplify cleanup, use a condom over the toy.
* Extreme variety of color. Most have a dozen or more variations. There are marble, glitter, and glow-in-the-dark options. People with sensitive skin may wish to exercise caution regarding the latter two elements. Just because it's "supposed" to be safe doesn't necessarily mean it is if you're outside the middle of the bell curve.
* Prices start at reasonable for the base model and go up with size or fanciness. Considering how elaborate these are, it's probably quite a good buy for what you get, if the quality lives up to the advertising.
Orifices
* Typically one size and extra-soft.
* Good variety of shape and color.
* There seem to be mostly vaginas and anuses (of varying species), along with some that might be a cloaca. Sadly they don't seem to have abstract models here. Other places do make abstract orifices.
Sheaths
* These go over a penis or penis-shaped toy. They are typically anchored with a ball strap.
* Good variety of shape and color.
* Mostly one size, but some models have size options.
* Open or closed tip, textured interior and exterior, some knotting.
Packers
* These are supposed to be worn inside your underwear. Regrettably they aren't shaped like most packers, which tend to mimic flaccid genitals; these are erect. 0_o Even at extra-soft texture, they're unlikely to look right.
* Fewer color and shape options.
* Some size options.
Vibrators
* Several interesting shapes.
* Typically one size.
* Random colors only.
Small Squirting Dildoes
* Meant for lubrication or trying out a new feature. The cum tube feature can be added to the large dildoes.
* Typically one size and firm.
* Several interesting shapes.
* Good color choices.
Accessories
* Lube. Use too much lube!
* Toy cleaner.
* Lots of condoms.
* Presumably everything is selected to be safe for their silicone products, so you don't have to guess.
Merchandise
* Extensive selection of swag in different item types.
* Mostly with the Bad Dragon logo, some other stuff too.
* Some explicit, some discreet, many useful for signaling your exotic interests.
Amusing examples:
* Teenie Lights are strings of miniature, alien, light-up dildoes.
* Teenie Weenies are sets of miniature, alien dildoes.
* Sample disc sets give you a soft, medium, and firm piece of silicone. Those are the standard options for most toys. The extra-soft is primarily for orifices.
Your body belongs to you. Play with it however you like. :D
Bad Dragon makes out-of-this world sex toys with exciting features. These are medical-grade silicone in assorted colors, finishes, and firmness. They're advertised as dishwasher-safe, hypoallergenic, and nonporous. The sculpting ability and creativity are exceptional.
Dildoes
* Extreme variety of shape and size. Most models offer 4-5 sizes.
* Broad categories are human(oid) phallus (circumcised and uncircumcised), alien phallus, tongue, nonphallic representation, and abstract. If you don't like dick there are still other dildo styles that you can enjoy.
* Most models have a large flange for safety. Several are knotting dildoes. Almost all have large variations in texture, which make for an exciting ride if you're into that but do complicate cleanup. To simplify cleanup, use a condom over the toy.
* Extreme variety of color. Most have a dozen or more variations. There are marble, glitter, and glow-in-the-dark options. People with sensitive skin may wish to exercise caution regarding the latter two elements. Just because it's "supposed" to be safe doesn't necessarily mean it is if you're outside the middle of the bell curve.
* Prices start at reasonable for the base model and go up with size or fanciness. Considering how elaborate these are, it's probably quite a good buy for what you get, if the quality lives up to the advertising.
Orifices
* Typically one size and extra-soft.
* Good variety of shape and color.
* There seem to be mostly vaginas and anuses (of varying species), along with some that might be a cloaca. Sadly they don't seem to have abstract models here. Other places do make abstract orifices.
Sheaths
* These go over a penis or penis-shaped toy. They are typically anchored with a ball strap.
* Good variety of shape and color.
* Mostly one size, but some models have size options.
* Open or closed tip, textured interior and exterior, some knotting.
Packers
* These are supposed to be worn inside your underwear. Regrettably they aren't shaped like most packers, which tend to mimic flaccid genitals; these are erect. 0_o Even at extra-soft texture, they're unlikely to look right.
* Fewer color and shape options.
* Some size options.
Vibrators
* Several interesting shapes.
* Typically one size.
* Random colors only.
Small Squirting Dildoes
* Meant for lubrication or trying out a new feature. The cum tube feature can be added to the large dildoes.
* Typically one size and firm.
* Several interesting shapes.
* Good color choices.
Accessories
* Lube. Use too much lube!
* Toy cleaner.
* Lots of condoms.
* Presumably everything is selected to be safe for their silicone products, so you don't have to guess.
Merchandise
* Extensive selection of swag in different item types.
* Mostly with the Bad Dragon logo, some other stuff too.
* Some explicit, some discreet, many useful for signaling your exotic interests.
Amusing examples:
* Teenie Lights are strings of miniature, alien, light-up dildoes.
* Teenie Weenies are sets of miniature, alien dildoes.
* Sample disc sets give you a soft, medium, and firm piece of silicone. Those are the standard options for most toys. The extra-soft is primarily for orifices.
Your body belongs to you. Play with it however you like. :D
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Date: 2021-03-12 02:55 am (UTC)Thank you!
Date: 2021-03-12 05:06 am (UTC)I am a gender scholar, sex writer, and shapeshifter. I want everyone to have fun with the body they're wearing, as much as possible. I particularly admire erotic sculptures of prosthetic quality. It's difficult to find things that aren't cheap junk.
If you know people who would benefit from the review, by all means pass it along.
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Date: 2021-03-12 06:03 am (UTC)Hmm ...
Date: 2021-03-12 06:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2021-03-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2021-03-13 11:11 pm (UTC)honestly, they aren't great. they rip of designs and don't credit the original artist. there's a bunch of people on etsy and small websites that make their own stuff that's just as cool as (or cooler than) the bad dragon dicks. BD is just the most well known
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Date: 2021-03-14 04:29 am (UTC)