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This is the second freebie for the December 1, 2020 Poetry Fishbowl thanks to new prompter [personal profile] hangingbyastitch. It was inspired by a prompt from [personal profile] siliconshaman. It also fills the "pretty paper" square in my 12-1-20 card for the Winter Fest bingo. This poem belongs to the series Polychrome Heroics.


"The Magical Land of Colored Wagons"

[Sunday, February 22, 2015]

Maaka loved festivals.

She popped up the awning
on her housetruck to see if
anyone wanted their fortune told.

Mostly, they just wanted
someone to listen.

She could do that too.

If supervillains dropped by
to stir up trouble, she just
reached into belt pouches,
waved her magic hat, and
made the problem go away.

Maaka almost never lost
a haka mana because
her opponents never knew
what she might throw at them.

Once it had been a live, angry moa.

She's still not sure how that had
happened, but it had saved the day, so
she sure wasn't complaining about it.

At the end of each festival, Maaka
climbed back into her housetruck
and set out on the road again.

It was good as gold, and
she had built it herself.

It had a little kitchenette and
a dining table with two chairs,
a writing desk, and a tiny bathroom.

Over the cab, a queen bed made
a cozy place to sleep with her cat.

In places, the walls were lined with
pretty paper over the plywood.

It was a great home, and
Maaka never loved it as much
as when she shut the door
and stepped on the gas.

That was New Zealand, all right --
the magical land of colored wagons.

* * *

Notes:

Maaka (Hahana Williams) -- She has fair skin, brown eyes, and long blonde hair. Her heritage is primarily Britannian with a little Maori. Maaka lives in a housetruck in New Zealand, which she converted herself. She travels as an entertainer and a superhera. She enjoys the freedom of the open road and hates being tied down to any one person or place. Maaka also writes poetry and articles about her travels, along with mystic fiction, which she sells to various magazines.
Origin: While studying New Zealand flora said to be magical, she developed superpowers.
Uniform: She dresses in lacy, romantic women's wear but cut so she can move freely. Her top hat and corset of pouches contain many material components and small zetetic items.
Qualities: Good (+2) Cheerful, Good (+2) Entertainer, Good (+2) Handycrafts, Good (+2) Naturalistic Intelligence, Good (+2) Traveler
Poor (-2) Sticking Around for the Long Haul
Powers: Good (+2) Magician
She can produce a wide range of magical effects using material components from New Zealand, along with small zetetic items.
Motivation: Freedom.

* * *

"Tiny houses will never go out of style, as they come in so many shapes and sized that they will always capture the viewer’s attention. These beautiful houses on wheels are all based in New Zealand and it seems to be the magical land of colorful wagons. Tiny house trucks are not an expensive investment, as you can purchase an older but functional truck and upcycle it yourself."
-- New Zealand Housetrucks

See some examples of New Zealand housetrucks.

Maaka's housetruck has a mystical theme. The interior includes a desk, a bathroom, storage space, and a bed,


Haka mana is described in "Whakaeke."

Good as gold – "Everything is good as gold."
Means everything is great, sweet, perfect or going great. One of the classic New Zealand slang words!

(no subject)

Date: 2020-12-16 01:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm sure I've heard "Good as gold" used in the U.S. too.

I.e. 'He* was good as gold today,' meaning well-behaved.

*A child or pet, but not an adult human.

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Date: 2020-12-16 01:23 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

Modern UK slang, from which it derives, has that phrase in that context too, but we also say that if everything turns out alright or good then it's 'Golden' or in some contexts, if a plan comes together then 'we're golden' .. or occasionally in the same context 'we're as good as...'

and I think the phrases mutated and combined somewhere along the way.

Edited Date: 2020-12-16 01:24 am (UTC)

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Date: 2020-12-16 02:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(Same person as above) I've heard the "[then] we're golden" bit too. I just can't remember where from...

Languages are fun, but very weirdly intricate...

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Date: 2020-12-16 02:06 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

It's a favourite saying of Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, so maybe you caught it from that.

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Date: 2020-12-16 02:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Never heard of that show.

Presumably it got transmitted somewhere else (other media, a fan, written in a fanfic) and I picked it up from there.

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Date: 2020-12-16 02:22 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

Probably lateral transmission, yes.

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Date: 2020-12-16 04:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
According to Google, "we're golden"/"you're golden" etc is currently accepted as an American English phrase, but I couldn't find a definitive origin for the phrase. (For that matter, I don't know when people started using it, or which country the phrase originated in.)

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Date: 2020-12-16 01:25 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

Hee! Really glad I introduced you to the idea of house-trucks now. That's properly golden that is!

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2020-12-16 01:48 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

Well, New Zealanders have this reputation of being able to build anything with some no.2 bailing wire and whatever else they have lying around. I mean, it's a small country as far from any other land as Miami is from Montreal so it's kind of a necessity.

Hm, although, I bet they have house-trucks over in the Arts&Crafts universe too.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2020-12-16 02:21 am (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman

It's a matter of supply-chain logistics and necessity. America used to have that spirit because it was weeks from coast to coast, and large parts of it didn't have the local infrastructure to build stuff really.

That changed slowly with time as roads improved, and goods became more available.

New Zealand hasn't lost that spirit simply because although modern transport has improved their logistics hurdle somewhat, it's still a hell of a long way from anywhere and importing stuff costs more. Plus sea transport is inherently slower.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2020-12-16 03:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
>>America used to be the same, but has largely lost it. :( <<

I think if that spirit survives in America, it survives largely as poorskillz, and would also be more common in rural areas. (There are parts of the country where civilization is 3hrs dr7ve one way, and 4hrs the other.)

Hmm...come to think of it open-ocean boating aficionados would have that attitude...can't buy new stuff in the middle of the ocean!

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Date: 2020-12-16 01:29 am (UTC)
readera: a cup of tea with an open book behind it (Default)
From: [personal profile] readera
💖💖💖

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Date: 2021-01-01 02:36 am (UTC)
kellan_the_tabby: My face, reflected in a round mirror I'm holding up; the rest of the image is the side of my head, hair shorn short. (Default)
From: [personal profile] kellan_the_tabby
I'm all 'AUGH housetruck envy' but then I look out the window & remember I have Tyrava!

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