The Wordsmith's Forge

I feel like this would be a good time for a poem about Aubrey the Alabaster and perhaps some of her adventures.

And perhaps someone decides to investigate just how the whales and dolphins in the Maldives make flashlights n such.

Maybe a poem from the perspective of an average person and how they perceive the various soups.

Oh! Maybe something about Rainmaker and Stillsand, et. al.