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ysabetwordsmithSo we bought this chorizo at the Mexican meat market recently. This stuff is like tear gas, it gives off a miasma, it has so much red pepper in it that Doug had a hard time telling when it was cooked because the browning was invisible. Some people like this sort of thing.
This evening I opened up the jalapenos and made stuffing, which included some of the chorizo. As I was scooping that into a bowl, the fairies grabbed the spoon and dumped some on the floor.
Then I heard "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
And then "AAAAAAA! EEEEEEE! AAAAAAA!" as they ran screaming from the room.
ROTFLMAO. I bet my drop rate in the kitchen goes down to nothing for months.
This evening I opened up the jalapenos and made stuffing, which included some of the chorizo. As I was scooping that into a bowl, the fairies grabbed the spoon and dumped some on the floor.
Then I heard "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
And then "AAAAAAA! EEEEEEE! AAAAAAA!" as they ran screaming from the room.
ROTFLMAO. I bet my drop rate in the kitchen goes down to nothing for months.
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Date: 2017-09-04 11:19 pm (UTC)Yes...
Date: 2017-09-05 12:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-09-05 01:12 am (UTC)I dunno. It occurs to me that now would be a good time to leave a wee dram of *good* scotch out, along with a note along the lines of "why don't we work *together*"?
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Date: 2017-09-05 01:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-09-05 04:13 am (UTC)Well...
Date: 2017-09-05 02:43 am (UTC)2) Anyone snitching out of my kitchen is choosing to play food roulette.
Re: Well...
Date: 2017-09-05 04:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-09-05 01:15 am (UTC)