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Previously I introduced the imaginary fandom of the apocryphal television show Schrodinger's Heroes. You can start by reading a script of the first ad, "Alex and Bailey in the Closet" and the descriptive post "About the Show." Here is the script of the third advance advertisement, aired before part two of the pilot ...


"Kay and Quinn in the Office"

[A faint humming sound provides a background to the dialog. No scenery is visible, just a black screen with the voices of Kay and Quinn.]

Kay: "Put your hands on your head and step away from the liquor cabinet."

Quinn: "Welcome, chérie! May I pour you a drink?" [Glass clinks.]

Kay: "No, and quit pouring for yourself too. Now put your hands on your head before I decide to shoot you on principle."

Quinn: "But I'm thirsty."

Kay: "In what way does this justify your presence in Alex's private office and previously locked liquor cabinet?

Quinn: "Alex broke the universe, and you don't  think that's worth getting drunk over?"

Kay: [Heavy sigh.] "Point."

Quinn: "Don't worry, I break into Alex's liquor cabinet all the time."

Kay: "Sadly, I believe that. Now take off the lampshade and put the lightbulbs back in their sockets."

* * *

Footnote: Quinn is French-Canadian. The term chérie  means "sweetheart," "dear," or "darling."

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Date: 2011-05-10 03:10 am (UTC)
bethany_lauren: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bethany_lauren
*giggles*

Alex broke the universe. Oh Quinn <3.


Re: Yes...

Date: 2011-05-10 03:25 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bethany_lauren
There's an Alex voice in the back of my head going "It's not broken! Just expanded!" with emphatic hand motions.

Quinn is awesome. They're all awesome.

Though...what was he doing with the lightbulbs?

Re: Yes...

Date: 2011-05-10 04:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bethany_lauren
*giggles* Yeah. I love Melannen's post a lot and this was just extra awesome bonus fun when I happened upon via network.

*dies of giggles* Fair point.And that last is a hysterical mental image.

Re: Yes...

Date: 2011-05-10 04:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bethany_lauren
I've been playing with them inside of my own fictional verses and I've been enjoying them greatly. Seeing the various characters and how the dynamics change etc. And most of my stories are built into a multiverse that allows for various incarnations of the main set of characters to run into each other. Which is always fun.

This iteration is just pure fun and awesome. And the title just makes me grin widely.

And yeah it'd make an amazing cartoon especially if Ash or Alex or Kay or Morgan were watching with quizzical looks on their faces.

Re: Yes...

Date: 2011-05-10 05:19 am (UTC)
bethany_lauren: (Academica)
From: [personal profile] bethany_lauren
After I edit the paper, I will see about tossing some up on my journal :-D

\o/ It's always fun to see that.

I do love Schroedinger (sp?) and quantum mechanics. I play around with those for stories because it's just so fascinating. And mmm is one of the Alexes Evil? Cause that could be amazing to see. If the Great Nemesis is Alex himself but an Alternate Version ( I am sort of reminded of the Star Trek Mirror episode). I mean that could play into the heroes thing as well.

Heee. Oh Ash. Oh Morgan. SO much <3

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