23 Questions...
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ysabetwordsmithI'm intrigued by "23 Questions I Ask Everybody I Meet." Let's see...
1) No. Versatility is more impressive.
2) Yes. It would be a challenge given my petite stature, but I know enough about equine anatomy to have an idea how to proceed, beginning with putting a sharp point on the boot toes.
3) The turtle. The discorporeal housemates would object strenuously to the other option, and I'd rather not live in a war zone.
4) No. Football was designed as a monospecies game and lacks the necessary provisions for multispecies play -- and since many people regard it with religious fervor, alterations would be unacceptable to the populace.
5) No. And by this time I'd be looking for the existential freak of a deity playing with Daddy's key. I know cosmology, you little brat, so you better watch your back.
6) No. The occasional mis-delivered dreams from various folks' dreamcraft Gifts are awkward enough.
7) "Cryptozoology Explained," covering the Loch Ness monster and Sasquatch from a scientific perspective. Obviously the President's story should wait until the test results are available; no point dithering over what might be nothing.
8) No. There is deeper philosophy in that movie; it's rather heavy mythic material.
9) Increase: I'd be looking for the mechanism.
10) I'm not familiar with either, and don't care.
11) Go into the lobby and call my mother. If nothing is wrong, missing a few minutes won't ruin the movie. Otherwise I can always rewatch the whole thing later, if I want to.
12) None. Too much attractiveness is a darned nuisance; I learned that early on. But I would chat him up regarding magical techniques.
13) Writing. What else do I talk about when I don't have anything particular to talk about?
14) Insulting. "Garfield" is funny but simplistic. Me, I'd rather show them "Girl Genius."
15) Plotting my escape to a third-world country where I can live out the remaining 6 months of my life in peace.
16) No. There's no point wasting additional time on a pointless topic.
17) The man with no past. A character with no background is usually more trouble than one with background.
18) The Moon. Duh! *ponder* Assuming that option comes with appropriate transportation and life support.
19) No excuse: "Sorry about that. I had a compelling reason; I'll explain after the conclusion of our natural lifespans. You can hit me back if you want."
20) Neither, really. I'm not all that fascinated by strangers' opinions of me.
21) A little later, year or two maybe, with a particular person in mind.
22) The untrue one. But rumor campaigns against me usually wind up with people coming to me for clarity anyhow. *shrug* Very tedious, rumors.
23) Bored. *pick up book*
1) No. Versatility is more impressive.
2) Yes. It would be a challenge given my petite stature, but I know enough about equine anatomy to have an idea how to proceed, beginning with putting a sharp point on the boot toes.
3) The turtle. The discorporeal housemates would object strenuously to the other option, and I'd rather not live in a war zone.
4) No. Football was designed as a monospecies game and lacks the necessary provisions for multispecies play -- and since many people regard it with religious fervor, alterations would be unacceptable to the populace.
5) No. And by this time I'd be looking for the existential freak of a deity playing with Daddy's
6) No. The occasional mis-delivered dreams from various folks' dreamcraft Gifts are awkward enough.
7) "Cryptozoology Explained," covering the Loch Ness monster and Sasquatch from a scientific perspective. Obviously the President's story should wait until the test results are available; no point dithering over what might be nothing.
8) No. There is deeper philosophy in that movie; it's rather heavy mythic material.
9) Increase: I'd be looking for the mechanism.
10) I'm not familiar with either, and don't care.
11) Go into the lobby and call my mother. If nothing is wrong, missing a few minutes won't ruin the movie. Otherwise I can always rewatch the whole thing later, if I want to.
12) None. Too much attractiveness is a darned nuisance; I learned that early on. But I would chat him up regarding magical techniques.
13) Writing. What else do I talk about when I don't have anything particular to talk about?
14) Insulting. "Garfield" is funny but simplistic. Me, I'd rather show them "Girl Genius."
15) Plotting my escape to a third-world country where I can live out the remaining 6 months of my life in peace.
16) No. There's no point wasting additional time on a pointless topic.
17) The man with no past. A character with no background is usually more trouble than one with background.
18) The Moon. Duh! *ponder* Assuming that option comes with appropriate transportation and life support.
19) No excuse: "Sorry about that. I had a compelling reason; I'll explain after the conclusion of our natural lifespans. You can hit me back if you want."
20) Neither, really. I'm not all that fascinated by strangers' opinions of me.
21) A little later, year or two maybe, with a particular person in mind.
22) The untrue one. But rumor campaigns against me usually wind up with people coming to me for clarity anyhow. *shrug* Very tedious, rumors.
23) Bored. *pick up book*
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Date: 2008-10-06 02:46 am (UTC)Too many of these have that "have you stopped hitting [person] yet?" flavour about them.
*laugh*
Date: 2008-10-06 02:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-07 05:19 pm (UTC)Reading your answers without the questions is a fascinating excersize, if frustrating.