LOL! I want the one that says "Cleverly disguised as an adult."
*Sigh* I would love to have all kinds of T-shirts like this, but I can't actually wear T-shirts. The neckline isn't low enough. I need a lower neckline because high-necklined things like T-shirts drive me crazy; they make me all twitchy and bother my skin for some reason.
So I tend to get pins and buttons instead. I have one on my cloak that says "Seeking out the forces of darkness and joining their hellish crusade." Another says "W.W.S.D? (What Would Satan Do?)" Oh, and I have a bumper sticker on my laptop that says "Make Portland Weirder!"
Good ideas for shirts: * "Take me to your lederhosen." (w/ pic of alien wearing lederhosen) * "North pole dancer." (w/ pic of girl in sexy Santa outfit dancing on a candy-striped pole) * (some math story problem involving trains) "This isn't normal, but on math it is. MATH: not even once." * (picture of a seal, broken in half) "Do not use if seal is broken."
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Date: 2011-10-14 08:03 pm (UTC)*Sigh* I would love to have all kinds of T-shirts like this, but I can't actually wear T-shirts. The neckline isn't low enough. I need a lower neckline because high-necklined things like T-shirts drive me crazy; they make me all twitchy and bother my skin for some reason.
So I tend to get pins and buttons instead. I have one on my cloak that says "Seeking out the forces of darkness and joining their hellish crusade." Another says "W.W.S.D? (What Would Satan Do?)" Oh, and I have a bumper sticker on my laptop that says "Make Portland Weirder!"
Good ideas for shirts:
* "Take me to your lederhosen." (w/ pic of alien wearing lederhosen)
* "North pole dancer." (w/ pic of girl in sexy Santa outfit dancing on a candy-striped pole)
* (some math story problem involving trains) "This isn't normal, but on math it is. MATH: not even once."
* (picture of a seal, broken in half) "Do not use if seal is broken."