Lifehack: stick googly eyes next to the camera to make eye contact easier.
Ophelia the friendly AI who hangs around the station technology: (Quotes from comments) https://ysabetwordsmith.dreamwidth.org/12733614.html?thread=42087086
Training Officer: "Don't worry, the car's not haunted, that's just Ophelia - she followed the captain back from a call 15 years back, and decided to hang around." Rookie: "Uh, is she why Martinez is always complaining about the coffee machines on Tuesdays?" TO: "Yup, dude has no manners. Speaking of, look at the computer cam if you're trying to talk face-to-face, it's like eye contact."
I also find the idea of hauling around a robo-body in the trunk (so Ophelia can come to social functions in restaraunts) to be hilarious!
"Look, just wait a minute, the last time you just climbed out of the bag in the trunk you scared the living daylights out of the civvies. Let me open the trunk and unzip the bag first..."
"I like Bob enough to wear the stupid human suit to the retirement party [at a fancy restauraunt], but I'm taking it off the minute we walk out the door."
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Date: 2021-04-06 06:35 pm (UTC)Ophelia the friendly AI who hangs around the station technology:
(Quotes from comments)
https://ysabetwordsmith.dreamwidth.org/12733614.html?thread=42087086
Training Officer: "Don't worry, the car's not haunted, that's just Ophelia - she followed the captain back from a call 15 years back, and decided to hang around."
Rookie: "Uh, is she why Martinez is always complaining about the coffee machines on Tuesdays?"
TO: "Yup, dude has no manners. Speaking of, look at the computer cam if you're trying to talk face-to-face, it's like eye contact."
I also find the idea of hauling around a robo-body in the trunk (so Ophelia can come to social functions in restaraunts) to be hilarious!
"Look, just wait a minute, the last time you just climbed out of the bag in the trunk you scared the living daylights out of the civvies. Let me open the trunk and unzip the bag first..."
"I like Bob enough to wear the stupid human suit to the retirement party [at a fancy restauraunt], but I'm taking it off the minute we walk out the door."