Superhero Bingo Card

[ysabetwordsmith]

dialecticdreamer made me this Superhero Bingo Card as a prize for me making bingo on the Birthday Bingo Fest.  The idea was inspired by how queerfolk say "I got bingoed" when people make stupid remarks, for which there are actual cards.

Do NOT read this while you have anything in your mouth, or your hands. I laughed until I cried.

Accused of being Illuminati	Asked to sign intimate body part on a fan	Supervillain posted pics of "me" online AGAIN	Supervillain gizmo ate my clothes	Supervillain set timer to end at 3:14 seconds
Asked to change the weather--not my ability at all	Go bag with civvies missing when I got back to it	Clueless WHO personnel accuse me of 'infecting' others	Asked to do an interview—without a translator	Accused of working for “the enemy”
Quoted out of context to create “drama"	Supervillain made an android copy of me	(909) 188-4309	Angry sentient plant	Asked to give public safety lecture—right after incident
Sentient spider—but it was just lonely	Paternity claim filed hours after appearing on the news	Accused of losing control of powers	Reporter camped out at my work place-looking for new job	Accused of defrauding the public about ability
Super villain rant about stolen research	Misquoted by local politician for their own ends	Asked to publicly support cause X—on camera	Crank call to SPOON by angry ex	Accused of stealing someone else's opportunity for origin

Comments

Also a fill for the card

[dialecticdreamer]

It's a single incident, for the O-1 slot (top right corner). It clocks in at 194 words, though I forgot to list that on the post itself.

[gingicat]

I love these! I'm missing the reference for the center square, though.

Well...

[ysabetwordsmith]

It's the number to call when a superhero makes bingo. There's another piece of writing which explains this, that I've seen backchannel; it'll get published later and I'll link to it too.

[meridian_rose]

"Supervillain set timer to end at 3:14 seconds" now that's evil! Very funny :)

*laugh*

[ysabetwordsmith]

Yes, exactly! There's a ficlet for this square, too, elsewhere in the comments.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

What's the phone number about?

and I laughed... so many possible stories there.

Well...

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

>> What's the phone number about? <<

It's where to call when a superhero makes bingo. There's a story that explains it, which I've seen backchannel, that will appear online later.

>> and I laughed... so many possible stories there. <<

Yay! I have to admit, I'm tempted by some of these myself.