Stainless Steel Ace

[ysabetwordsmith]

This is billed as a bottle opener.  It seems terribly uncomfortable for that purpose.  However, if you have some other reason for wanting a stainless steel ace of spades, it looks lovely and is reasonably priced.  

Comments

[shadowhive]

It looks pretty but yeah, I’m sure it’d be awkward

Yes ...

[ysabetwordsmith]

That's why I thought of it outside its advertised context. I'm much more aware of ergonomics than most people. But I also see more possibilities. That would work great as wall art or part of an altar. It could be a window dangle. Drill holes in the corners and it could even work as a light switch cover, especially over the top of another one fitted to the switch itself.

[acelightning]

I hardly ever drink anything that needs a bottle opener, but I think I need one of these. (I'm also rather fond of stainless steel.)

[siliconshaman]

Pretty sure you know how to electro-etch a lightning bolt into that!

[acelightning]

Ordinary vinyl electrical tape works extremely well as a "resist" coating.

[bairnsidhe]

I feel like Shiv could use this. For reasons. As a pendant or pin, it serves as an easily observable "I'm not interested", but with his power, it could also serve as a hard to ignore object lesson in "I fucking SAID I wasn't interested".

[acelightning]

I got the nickname because of an aviation joke and a pun on my birth name. Ace is not "ace"!

[bairnsidhe]

Totally fair! I am. Isn't it great we can all be who we are, and the world just gets more colorful!

[acelightning]

I am mostly straight, mostly cis, and relatively vanilla, and I've been happily married to the same man for 47 years, and I'm strongly in favor of sexual pleasure in general. But if everybody were the same, this world would be terribly boring! (See userpic.)