ysabetwordsmith | Superhero Bingo Card

dialecticdreamer made me this Superhero Bingo Card as a prize for me making bingo on the Birthday Bingo Fest. The idea was inspired by how queerfolk say "I got bingoed" when people make stupid remarks, for which there are actual cards.

Do NOT read this while you have anything in your mouth, or your hands. I laughed until I cried.

Accused of being Illuminati	Asked to sign intimate body part on a fan	Supervillain posted pics of "me" online AGAIN	Supervillain gizmo ate my clothes	Supervillain set timer to end at 3:14 seconds
Asked to change the weather--not my ability at all	Go bag with civvies missing when I got back to it	Clueless WHO personnel accuse me of 'infecting' others	Asked to do an interview—without a translator	Accused of working for “the enemy”
Quoted out of context to create “drama"	Supervillain made an android copy of me	(909) 188-4309	Angry sentient plant	Asked to give public safety lecture—right after incident
Sentient spider—but it was just lonely	Paternity claim filed hours after appearing on the news	Accused of losing control of powers	Reporter camped out at my work place-looking for new job	Accused of defrauding the public about ability
Super villain rant about stolen research	Misquoted by local politician for their own ends	Asked to publicly support cause X—on camera	Crank call to SPOON by angry ex	Accused of stealing someone else's opportunity for origin

Superhero Bingo Card

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