Heh, that was fun. I don't think I followed all the quantum warping, but that's okay. I went looking for green tigers and found this stock image: http://eu.fotolia.com/id/57410431 () Perhaps it should be Bruce's next T-shirt. :-)

There's also this (http://deathangle121.deviantart.com/art/green-tiger-192423845) that someone made, though I don't know where the original tiger photo came from.