Actually, this sounded like great fun to me. It turned into a kind of dark comedy of errors, about two henchmen of an evil wizard: a young man and a troll. And thanks to minor_architect, the poem also involves a ridiculously big sword with what has to be a rather tolerant attitude toward bearers, considering what-all happens. "The Henchmen's Hitch" is free verse, a blend of imagery and dialogue.

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