Seconding Broken Angels! Also, what do churches think of Cas and his daughter? That could break really bad, and Faster Blaster would NOT take well to that, especially having seen what happened with Shiv. He may not know specifically what happened there, but anybody who ever saw Shiv anywhere near a religi-izer would know that wasn't a fun story.
Oh, the Big One would be followed by Pastafarian Aid Missions, bringing food and absurdity to fill body and spirit. I bet the T-America version Salvation Army (ew) wouldn't like that, given they like to show up uninvited and then CHARGE the government for everything they use, even donated items, and the Pastafarians would obviously be feeding folks because it's a religious duty. That would cut into their profit margins considerably.
Re: O rly?
Oh, the Big One would be followed by Pastafarian Aid Missions, bringing food and absurdity to fill body and spirit. I bet the T-America version Salvation Army (ew) wouldn't like that, given they like to show up uninvited and then CHARGE the government for everything they use, even donated items, and the Pastafarians would obviously be feeding folks because it's a religious duty. That would cut into their profit margins considerably.