I would. I have the means to. If Velveeta Voldemort wins another term I and my family may have to, because it will not be safe to be well educated, to be upper middle class, to be Jewish. But I don't want it to come to that. Uprooting my mom would, I suspect, shake what mental stability she has left. I like my house, and neighbors, and neighborhood.

If we do go? First choice is Canada. Not sure what an American lawyer can do in Canada, but if push comes to shove I can always open a bakery. (Yes, I'm good enough for that.)

I thought about Israel - I have rights under the Law of the Return - but the way things in that part of the world are going that sounds like a frying pan to fire type option.

Iceland is a possibility. So is Ireland. Wherever we choose, I'm taking the whole family. Nobody's getting left behind.