If we give you a pistol, will you fight for the lord?
No, you can’t kill the devil with a gun or a sword.
Will you swear on the Bible? "I will not!" said he,
"For the Truth is more holy than the book to me."

Its a camp song, but also a pretty solid moral code when it comes down to it

Have you considered writing any episodes from the show itself? I’m a big fan of period pieces, and the premise of this one sounds interesting :D