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Satsuma ([personal profile] satsuma) wrote in [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith 2018-12-12 08:55 am (UTC)

"I'm not going to shoot you.
My name is Raymond Ivener,
and I got a complaint about noise
and smoke around here. You're
not allowed to burn anything but
leaves or trash," the cop said.
"Now, what's your name?"

.... so all you have to do is claim it’s trash and you can burn anything within city limits? (Also what about grills?)

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