>> *laughter* Far better than pizza delivery. :) <<

:D Yep.

>> And then the "you'll have a lot more respect for a bird" reminds me of St. Linus the Torvalds' quip on Linux' mascot (see icon)... <<

Evidently they have not noticed that penguins live in an environment which would kill and unprotected human in a couple of minutes, and has killed even protected ones on numerous occasions. They look powerless. They're really not.

Symbolism sustained.