>> *heart eyes* <<

:D

>> I admit to snickering about the choice of cookie names. Why yes, sometimes I am twelve. Also, those all sound delicious. <<

I could not resist the fudged-packed chocolate chip cookies. ;)

>> The patchwork cookies! Oh my heart! <<

Yeah, I love crafty-constructed cookies. One time I made sheep for a Christmas exchange. The recipe called for making many tiny balls out of white dough and sticking them together into cloud shapes for the bodies, then making heads and feet from chocolate dough. They were adorable. We put one on each plate -- we were making a couple other kinds of cookies, as it was a plate exchange -- and they were the most popular of anything in the whole exchange.

>>That is not how you apologize for being rude. <<

No shit. They're aren't actually very good Christians. I suspect they're the kind who'd call the cops on Homeless Jesus, then get to the end of life and wonder why they got kicked Downstairs.

>>Oh, was that your assumptions? Whoopsie.<<

LOL yes.

>>I do enjoy watching someone get a needed dose of reality.<<

Yay! I'm glad you liked this.