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This poem belongs to the Schrodinger's Heroes  project.  It's an imaginary fandom for an apocryphal television show about quantum physics and saving the world.   Visit the menu page to learn more about that.

Why Ash Loves Quinn

When Midge
hits on Kay and then Alex,
Quinn distracts her with lesbian erotica
before she gets to Ash.

When sex is needed as fuel
for the equipment to get them home,
Alex and Ash balk at engaging
(although they are intrigued by the kink)
and Quinn steps in to rev things up.

When Ash becomes male,
female!Quinn just shrugs and
goes off to experiment with female!Pat instead.

When the Tef alters everyone's orientation
so that Ash becomes sexual and romantic
and goes chasing after Kay
while Quinn becomes asexual and
regards the whole escapade with detachment,
it is all one big heartache
but at least they have each other to lean on
after everyone returns to normal.

Ash loves Quinn
because he is always willing
to rescue her from
unwanted passes, mindfucks, and
having to have the save-the-world sex.

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Date: 2012-05-12 12:46 am (UTC)
order_of_chaos: (Colours)
From: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Love this.

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Date: 2012-05-19 08:55 am (UTC)
jeshyr: Blessed are the broken. Harry Potter. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jeshyr
I loved this too, in an articulate flapping-of-hands way that I can't seem to find words for. But yummy! Thanks :)


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