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This is part of my activity for Asexual Awareness Week. If you missed the beginning of this story, back up and read Part 1 and Part 2.


French Military Victories, Part 3

Jean-Claude: "Quinn, please, be serious. The Master of the City of San Francisco has asked us to help with a sorcerer who is summoning leccubi, and we need to stop over and pick up some ... additional personnel from your area."

Quinn: [Laughs.] "San Francisco has a problem with sex demons? Oh, I can't wait to hear how THIS turns out."

Jean-Claude: "It is no laughing matter! Quinn, they may ravage the entire city if we do not get there in time to stop the next ritual--"

Quinn: [Howls with laughter, drops phone with a clunk.]

Jean-Claude: "Quinn? QUINN? Answer me, you disobedient childe!"

Quinn: "Sorry, sorry, I dropped the phone. Don't worry about San Francisco. It's covered. That's Dusty's stomping ground, you know, the lesbian mercenary I mentioned a while back? Her team is probably on that case already, but I'll give them a heads up just to make sure."

Jean-Claude: "There must be something I can say to convince you. It will only be myself, and Asher, and ma petite, and the bodyguards and some extra food--"

Quinn: "And a partridge in a pear tree."

Jean-Claude: "Just one little visit. I have already promised ma petite that I would arrange a landing in your area. She will not be pleased if I am unable."

Quinn: "Yes, I've heard all about your communication problems."

Jean-Claude: "We do not have communication problems!"

Quinn: "So that rumor about the third member of your triumvirate dumping you and moving to Tennessee was just a rumor?"

Jean-Claude: "Well, Richard did leave, but he came back! Just because we had a little misunderstanding doesn't mean we have trouble communicating. We talk all the time."

Quinn: "I'll just bet you do."

Jean-Claude: "Jealous, mon ami? If you let us land the jet, I will offer you hospitality. You may choose from anyone wearing a red shirt."

Quinn: "God, no! I don't need you to set me up, Jean-Claude. I have a perfectly happy arrangement of my own!"

Jean-Claude: "No arrangement is ever perfectly happy."

Quinn: "Well, not everyone's love life is as fucked up as yours, either!" [Hangs up, throws phone to clatter against the wall.]


[To be continued in Part 4...]

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Date: 2011-10-29 10:42 am (UTC)
sylvaine: Dark-haired person with black eyes & white pupils. (Default)
From: [personal profile] sylvaine
I can't stop giggling. This is great. Jean-Claude is so pig-headed! I love Quin explaining exactly why the vampires visiting would be such a bad idea! *grins* I would love to see Ash taking Jean-Claude down a peg or two. (And, no, of course you don't have communication problems. Not at all.)

Can't wait for the next installment!

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Date: 2011-10-29 09:58 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com
You know...I kind of hope this ends up with the french ponce being staked...or at least severely embarrassed and ruffled. [yeah, I've read the books. Partly.]

I really, really wish this would end up as an actual real Tv series.

Thoughts

Date: 2011-10-29 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com
>>You know...I kind of hope this ends up with the french ponce being staked...or at least severely embarrassed and ruffled. [yeah, I've read the books. Partly.]<<

*laugh* I did write a summary of fanfic in which Kay staked some sparkly vampires and sent the rest in a trunk to Sunnydale.


>>I really, really wish this would end up as an actual real Tv series.<<

So do I. Maybe if its popularity grows, someday it can be crowdfunded. There are webserials doing that, releasing via YouTube. It's not the kind of show that's suited for Hollywood; they'd ruin it.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2011-10-29 09:45 pm (UTC)
ext_74: Baron Samadai in cat form (Default)
From: [identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com
Hey, try asking Joss Wheldon or Felicia Day about doing crowd-funded web shows!

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