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This poem is from the June 2016 [community profile] crowdfunding Creative Jam. It was inspired by prompts from [personal profile] alexseanchai, [personal profile] chanter_greenie, [livejournal.com profile] ng_moonmoth, and [livejournal.com profile] rhodielady_47. It has been sponsored by EdorFaus and [livejournal.com profile] daisiesrockalot. This poem belongs to the Antimatter & Stalwart Stan thread of the Polychrome Heroics series.

Warning: This poem contains some intense topics. Highlight to read the warnings, some of which are spoilers. It features homophobia, stereotypes, extremely vulgar language, in front of children, attempted assault, nonconsensual minor restraint, verbal abuse, duct tape gag, which Hefty lectures Stan about and then abruptly changes his mind to agree with, stress, and other challenges. If these are sensitive issues for you, please consider your tastes and headspace before reading onward.

"Elbow Room"

Stalwart Stan and Antimatter were
patrolling the Mall when they came across
a costumed man doing a presentation.

"Whoops, fashion accident coming up,"
Antimatter said with a snicker.

Stalwart Stan looked at the guy standing
over a group of kids who held worksheets.

He wore a red dexflan suit with
red-white-and-blue biking shorts
over that, bright orange ski goggles,
a green cap that said Oregon, and
a cape in a different shade of blue.

"Is that a pillowcase?"
Stalwart Stan muttered,
staring at the mismatched cape.

"Seems to be," Antimatter said.

"Hi, everyone," Stalwart Stan said
as they approached the group.
"What's the topic today?"

"How to Choose a Hero,"
said the instructor.
"I'm Cho-Cho Glow."

"You're a show soup?"
Antimatter said.
"That's pretty smooth."

"He can glow pink," a girl said.

"I glow blue, white, or red,"
Cho-Cho Glow corrected.

"It's pink," she insisted.

He turned on the glow and said,
"See, I told you it was red."

It was pink.

"It looks like a light red,"
Stalwart Stan said diplomatically.

Cho-Cho Glow narrowed his eyes.
"Well, I can see why you two
would be so fashion-conscious."

Stalwart Stan looked down at
his very practical superhero uniform
inspired by his Activity Scout one.

Antimatter sighed. "Let's keep
this smooth," he suggested.
"Everybody needs elbow room
to be themselves, so that society
doesn't tangle up all the time."

"Problem?" Stalwart Stan said.

"The problem is that I'm trying
to teach kids how to be good,
and you're cozying up with
a supervillain faggot,"
said Cho-Cho Glow.

Antimatter flinched.
Stalwart Stan growled.

"Mommy Jane, he said the F-word,"
one of the boys whispered as he
tugged on a woman's skirt.

"Why don't we take this discussion
somewhere else," Stalwart Stan said
as he caught the man's shoulder and
propelled him away from the kids.

"Get your hands off me,
I'm not a pervert like you!"
snapped Cho-Cho Glow
as he tried to pull away.

"I hear that kind of talk in high school,"
said Stalwart Stan. "I wasn't expecting
to hear it from another superhero, though.
SPOON has pretty inclusive policies about
sexual orientation and gender expression."

"You're a disgrace to superheroes
everywhere, being in an open relationship
with the bad fairy over there," said Cho-Cho Glow.

"Actually we have an exclusive relationship,
not that it is any of your business,"
Antimatter said evenly.

"And you, what do you think you're doing,
corrupting a superhero? You think that
makes you one too?" said Cho-Cho Glow,
throwing a punch at Antimatter.

It never connected.

Instead his fist thwapped
into Stalwart Stan's palm.

"That will be enough of that,"
said Stalwart Stan. "I think you
should come down to the police station
and have a chat about what kind of behavior
is expected of citizens and superheroes.
Now we can do this the easy way --"

Cho-Cho Glow tried to punch him again.

"-- or the hard way," said Stalwart Stan
as he draped the other man over his shoulder.

"Put me down, you ass bandit!"
yelled Cho-Cho Glow.

"Antimatter, see if you can find
something to muffle the verbal abuse,"
said Stalwart Stan. "There's no point
risking the chance of splattering
innocent bystanders with it."

"I'm on it," said Antimatter.

He looked around and spied a shelf
on the side of a nearby pavilion labeled
Basic Repairs with a ball of string, a cutter,
a can of WD-40, and a roll of duct tape.

"You flaming buttfucker, don't you
dare touch me," said Cho-Cho Glow.

Efficiently Antimatter ripped off
a piece of tape and covered
the man's mouth with it.

Blessed silence.

"Please tell the class that
their guest speaker had to leave,
and give them a card," Stalwart Stan said
to Antimatter. "They can ask us to cover
the same topic, or we'll help them
find another presenter."

Stalwart Stan watched from
around the corner of the pavilion
while Antimatter went back
to deal with the class.

The lady referred to as Mommy Jane
asked him, "Are you okay?"

"I'll do," Antimatter said. "It's
nothing I haven't heard before,
and it hasn't killed me yet."

"You watch out for yourself,"
she said. "People can be mean."

"Thank you, ma'am, I'll be careful,"
Antimatter said. Stalwart Stan
was proud of him for remembering
the superhero manners they'd been
reviewing. "Here's a card if you would
like to have someone else talk about
virtues and superheroes and stuff."

"Thank you," she said.

Getting to the police station
with a squirming bigot in tow
was tedious, but they managed.

Stalwart Stan and Antimatter
were learning to ignore the stares,
and at least people gave them
plenty of elbow room.

They headed up the steps
just as Hefty was coming down.

"You two want to tell me what
in the world is going on?" said the cop.
"We've had three calls already about
a cape confrontation in the Mall!"

"It's not much of a fight," said Stalwart Stan.
"This is Cho-Cho Glow. He was telling kids
about choosing a hero, and then he started
in with some dirty talk, so I pulled him aside
to explain how that's not okay. Then he
tried to hit Antimatter and --"

"-- did hit you, twice," Antimatter said.

"I'm Invulnerable," Stalwart Stan said mildly.

"That's still assault, if you want to press charges,"
Hefty said. "Meanwhile, take that tape off him.
Don't you know duct tape is bad for skin?"

"No sir, sorry sir," said Stalwart Stan.
"But he's being verbally abusive, and
someone should make sure he quits it."

"Then sign up for the SPOON class
on restraint safety if you're planning
to do things like this," Hefty said.
"Now take the tape off."

"Yes, sir," Stalwart Stan said glumly,
and peeled the duct tape away.

"Get your hands off of me,
you freak faggot!" the man spat.

Hefty's face went as blank as a refrigerator door.

Taking the tape from Stalwart Stan's hand,
Hefty carefully smoothed it back into place.
"Welp, I'm about to get the hairy eyeball from
our citizen safety monitor, but I think that had
better stay in place until we can get this guy
into a secure interview room," he declared.

"Thanks for taking care of this,"
Stalwart Stan said as he set
the captive on his feet.

"You're welcome," Hefty said,
taking charge of Cho-Cho Glow. "I'll
make sure he gets a thorough lecture
about disorderly conduct, and see if
any other complaints come in."

"What would you recommend for
safe tape?" Antimatter asked, shifting
his vidwatch to notetaking mode.

"Try B&B Capery Tape," Hefty said.
"Brooklyn Superhero Supply carries it,
and they sell through mail order."

"Got it," said Antimatter.

"I hate it when people are
disagreeable just because they
disagree," Stalwart Stan said as
they headed down the steps.

"Disagreement on issues doesn't
have to mean disrespect of people,"
said Antimatter. "Even back when we
were fighting all the time, you never
made me feel like ... less of a person."

Then he giggled.

"What's so funny?" asked Stalwart Stan.

Antimatter elbowed him teasingly in
the ribs. "I don't think that guy realized
that you are the one who corrupted me
out of my former allegiance!"

"Oops," Stalwart Stan teased back.
"Nah, on second thought, I'm not sorry."

"Neither am I," Antimatter said
as he twined their fingers together.

* * *


Cho-Cho Glow (Joe Ainsworth) -- He has fair skin, brown eyes, and short brown hair with a beard and mustache. He is a show soup who travels around giving lectures about ethics and civic duty. Unfortunately his moralizing tends to annoy more people than it impresses.
Origin: Caught in an avalanche as a teen, he survived because he started glowing under the snow, which enabled rescuers to find him.
Uniform: A red dexflan suit with red-white-and-blue biking shorts over that, bright orange ski goggles, a green cap that says Oregon, and a pillowcase cape in a different shade of blue. His fashion sense is no better off duty; he tries to look good, but something's always off-kilter.
Qualities: Good (+2) Determination, Good (+2) Public Speaking, Good (+2) Strength
Poor (-2) Moralizer
Superpowers: Average (0) Glow
He can glow white, pale blue, or pink. He says it's red, but it's pink.
Motivation: To make people be good.

Cho-cho — small boy
-- Oregon Slang

Jane Jacobsdotter -- She has fair skin, hazel eyes, and dark blonde hair that bleaches lighter in the sun. She is tall and slender. Jane is the wife of Augusta "Gus" Jacobsdotter and the mother of their son Cayden. They live in Omaha, Nebraska. The family often goes out together, exploring parks and museums around the city.
Qualities: Expert (+4) Mother, Expert (+4) School Secretary, Good (+2) Lesbian, Good (+2) Logical-Mathematical Intelligence, Good (+2) Softball Player
Poor (-2) Neatnik

Cayden Jacobsdotter -- He has fair skin with freckles, brown eyes, and short brown hair. He is the son of Jane and Augusta "Gus" Jacobsdotter. They live in Omaha, Nebraska. He enjoys visiting local parks and meeting new people. Unlike many little boys, however, he finds rude language off-putting instead of amusing.
Qualities: Good (+2) Naturalistic Intelligence, Good (+2) Sankofa Club
Poor (-2) Scandalized by Foul Language

* * *

Fashion sense is an awareness of clothing and style. On average, straight men are much less likely to care about this than gay men. A key reason behind this tendency is that queerfolk have long used fashion to signal each other discreetly in a hostile environment. That doesn't make it okay to hype the stereotypes, though. Lawrence has quite a lot of fashion sense; Stan has about enough to recognize a pillowcase and different shades of blue. Here are some more sensible tips about cultivating your fashion sense.

Children choose heroes in different ways, sometimes good ones but other times bad ones. Heroes offer many benefits to us in our quest for greatness. There are worksheets on heroic traits, writing a poem about heroism, and a superhero job application. Think about how to choose a role model. Here is a lesson on choosing heroes.

Being a hero is a choice, not an obligation. A cape or a movie title don't make a hero, actions do -- so consider carefully whether you're acting like a hero or a villain. There are plenty of ways that you can be a hero in everyday life.

(These links are sad.)
Homophobia is an unreasoning fear and hatred of queerfolk. It poses a serious threat to gay teens, raising the risk of depression, suicide, and other problems. It's also a grave concern with regard to superpowers, because this is where homophobia leads. Understand how to handle homophobes and how to fight homophobia.

A basic repair kit can be very simple. The one Lawrence finds is a slight expansion on the classic duct tape and WD-40.

(Some of these links are kinky.)
While duct tape is not toxic "under normal usage," it was not designed or tested for use on human skin, and can cause various problems. Gaffer's tape is sometimes recommended as a less-tacky alternative. Bandage tape comes in hypoallergenic brands and is explicitly designed to be safe on skin. Bondage tape has no adhesive at all, and only sticks to itself. Although popular in kink, tape gags can be risky due to obstructing the breath.

(Some of these links are disturbing.)
Police brutality is a serious problem in local-America, rather less so in Terramagne-America. While most of the news focuses on murder and assault, police have also made extremely inappropriate use of duct tape. T-American cops are expected to follow safety protocols. Hefty has had training that Stan hasn't, although after this, Stan won't consider duct tape a good bondage material. Among the ways to reduce police brutality is citizen oversight, which is common and respected in T-America. Everyone has limits. Exceeding Hefty's results in the use of a duct tape gag and, yes, probably earns him a lecture from citizen safety ... but it doesn't involve anyone getting beaten or murdered.

B&B Capery Tape is a special tape made for use on people with superpowers. The B&B stands for Bandage and Bondage. The backing material is capery, to withstand superpowers, and the glue is designed to hold securely without damaging the skin. It is available from Brooklyn Superhero Supply.

Verbal abuse is hostile language. Know the signs and symptoms of it. There are constructive ways to respond to verbal abuse. T-America takes a similar view on language as on bodies: your right to swing your fist ends at my nose.

(no subject)

Date: 2016-12-31 08:15 am (UTC)
technoshaman: Tux (Default)
From: [personal profile] technoshaman
Aaaand Antimatter's heel-face turn is complete. \O/

Taking the tape from Stalwart Stan's hand,
Hefty carefully smoothed it back into place.

LOL! but then, he's bent rules before...

Colour blind, tone deaf, and no sense of empathy or shame. oh, and no fashion taste. I sure hope his schnozz isn't souped, because he's a real stinker.


Date: 2017-05-11 07:12 pm (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
>>The thing about bigotry is, you never know when the person you're mouthing off to might be in or be sympathetic to the target you're railing at.<<

A tale I've heard but can't vouch for the truth of is that some bigot was pissed off about the Pride parade somewhere and went stalking into a bar full of bikers, ranting about the fags.

Unfortunately for him, the bikers were gay...

Re: Bigots

Date: 2017-05-14 04:39 am (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
>>There's also a lovely anecdote regarding the hanky code in one of my kink manuals. It seems that some wild young gangsters went into a leatherbar, using handkerchiefs to display their colors. One of the leathermen looked them and said, "So, I see you boys want to get your asses fucked and drink some piss."<<


Reminds me of an incident back in the 80s. I was a member of OrGASM (Oregon Guild Activists of S/M) and we had a huge dungeon space (because we'd hosted Kinkfest the year before and were going to host it again the next year) It was kinda expensive, so we'd rent the space out to other kink groups to help cover the costs.

One was a gay mens JO group. Some of us non-gay members would volunteer to do things like run the coat (clothes) check so the gay guys would be able to participate rather than have to just watch.

So I was doing that one night and this guy decides to stand not three feet from me change into this *tiny* posing strap. Wiggling and flaunting himself for all he was worth.

Obviously he was trying to play "bait the straight".

When he had it all the way on, I reached out, hefted his "package" and said "Not bad".

He spluttered "But... but you're *straight*!!!"

I purred in the "flamingest" voice I had (which was pretty good) "I'm not a *fanatic* about it.."

Cue him retreating in disorder while everyone who'd witnessed the scene just about died laughing.

Assumptions will bite you on the ass every time. His was that I was straight. I've actually been bi ever since I had a clue what sex was. I just wasn't interested in any of the guys.

Edited (fixing typos) Date: 2017-05-14 04:41 am (UTC)

Re: Bigots

Date: 2017-05-15 01:31 am (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
>>>I purred in the "flamingest" voice I had (which was pretty good) "I'm not a *fanatic* about it.."<<

ROTFL you win. :D<<<

Come to think of it, that was very much a T-america type of response. :-)

Maybe it'll give you a few ideas for interactions (not just gay/straight)

Oh lord. I just pictured a black cape on neutral territory "teasing" a white cape. And the white cape making a similarly unexpected response...

"But, but, you're a *hero*!"

Come to think of it, we've seen it going the other way several times when heroes run into villians who are *helping*.

(no subject)

Date: 2016-12-31 09:34 pm (UTC)
sweet_sparrow: Picture of two cats lying back-to-back with two black spots connecting to make a heart. (E: Heart)
From: [personal profile] sweet_sparrow
D'awwwwww. They're such a great team and so sweet together. Look at Stan rubbing off on Antimatter just for that one line and then he kind of fluffs it because he's not yet learned how to phrase things. <3

"-- did hit you, twice," Antimatter said.

He's doing/going to be doing that a lot, isn't he? I love Stan's response too. Bless him, but he needs someone to stand up for him. He'll just shrug stuff off like he does here otherwise.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2017-01-02 04:20 pm (UTC)
sweet_sparrow: Picture of two cats lying back-to-back with two black spots connecting to make a heart. (E: Heart)
From: [personal profile] sweet_sparrow
Considering that Stan's nature is self-deprecating to begin with, it's likely to remain a challenge for him.

Indeed. He's always going to need someone to watch that for him and keep reminding him the way Lawrence does here. I got the impression that Stan would've been able to deal with Cho-Cho Glow in much the same manner without his superpowers too. Well. His hand where he intercepted the punches would hurt more, but the instance is comparatively minor. It just leads up to forgetting about the times when it does matter a lot. Like the situational example you just gave.

I suspect he'd learn better if self-preservation was presented to him as a "This makes you better at helping other people!" kind of thing to start with and let him build a foundation that meshes more with his nature. He can work up to self-preservation for his own sake later. Once he's got more solid ground under his feet because, bless him, I'm not convinced he really understands why Lawrence (and Hefty!) think Cho-Cho Glow's punches are a big deal that need special mentioning and potential charges.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2017-01-03 05:07 pm (UTC)
sweet_sparrow: Picture of two cats lying back-to-back with two black spots connecting to make a heart. (E: Heart)
From: [personal profile] sweet_sparrow
That would be a compelling argument for Stan. "Rule #1: Do not make yourself another casualty" is critical for all first responders to learn.

Exactly. Some people would argue that it's a low blow, but honestly? I think Stan actually needs to hear the argument for self-preservation presented like that or the concept won't make sense to him, never mind why it matters. He's invulnerable! Most of the time, anyway. And even when he's not he's probably still a lot harder to deal with than whom he's helping. So... If you want him to understand why that mindset isn't helpful, starting him off with an idea he can grasp and work with speeds up the process tremendously. Plus, chances are that appealing to things that are important to him will prompt him to engage with the idea more practically and come up with issues and solutions of his own that work for him.

This may be possible. I think it's harder for humble people to learn, though.

*nods* I doubt Stan will ever be good enough at it to be able to do without help entirely, but I think he could go pretty far if given a foundation to stand on. He's got a good support network around him already (or at least the start of one), so that helps too.

Never mind that it's against the law to hit someone or that a guy who hits one person probably also likes to hit others, and most people aren't Invulnerable

Yes... Not to mention that "Would Cho-Cho Glow actually try to hit someone else if given the chance?" is not a hypothetical question. We already know for certain that he would because his first punch wasn't aimed at Stan. It was aimed at Lawrence. Bless Stan, but he's not thinking about any of that at all. Neither is Lawrence, I think?

And now I'm curious... Given the context, would it be possible to charge Cho-Cho Glow with a hate crime on top of assault?

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2017-05-11 07:20 pm (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
>>Never mind that it's against the law to hit someone<<

It's against the law to make someone *think* you are going to hit them.

Most folks don't realize that "assault" is more or less "acting in a way that makes someone think you are going to hit them".

*Actually* hitting them is "assault and battery" or "aggravated assault" depending on the state.

(no subject)

Date: 2016-12-31 09:42 pm (UTC)
stardreamer: Meez headshot (Default)
From: [personal profile] stardreamer
I'm glad that went down the way it did, for Mommy Jane's sake. I'm assuming that word will quietly spread about this guy being a superhero in name only? He needs not to be interacting with young children, with that attitude. I'd also be interested in finding out what SPOON does with him.

Stan and Lawrence are adorable, as usual.

(no subject)

Date: 2017-01-01 01:50 am (UTC)
helgatwb: Drawing of Helga, holding her sword, looking upset. (Default)
From: [personal profile] helgatwb
I know many handy-men who use duct tape as band-aids. If they cut themselves, just slap a piece of duct tape on it. You do need to be careful removing it, but they swear by it.

I can see where you'd have to be careful if you're using it as a gag, though.

Durability, or Neurodivergent and pain tolerance

Date: 2017-01-01 09:33 pm (UTC)
librarygeek: cute cartoon fox with nose in book (Default)
From: [personal profile] librarygeek
(Raises hand) My husband used it on himself, as did some of the heavy weapons fighters in SCA. I was chirurgeon, and duct tape was sweat proof enough for what they wanted. When I was treating an armor bite, I would offer the patient choice of tape to hold the gauze. THEN I would ask for their relevant piece of armor, and show them how to fix the armor to stop that problem.

Also, ADD, ADHD, and autism spectrum disorders are all known for oddities on pain tolerance. The first two differences tend to have extremely high pain tolerance (my husband!), and autism is either high or low often.

I'm in low pain tolerance, and have to watch which tapes are on my skin too because of reactions and sensitivity. No duct tape on me! :-D

(no subject)

Date: 2017-02-02 06:34 am (UTC)
stardreamer: Meez headshot (Default)
From: [personal profile] stardreamer
Are this piece and its sequel supposed to occur so early in the series timeline? I'm using the Stan & Lawrence stories for some of my comfort reading, and this is falling much earlier on the series page than I would have thought it did.

(no subject)

Date: 2017-10-14 05:49 pm (UTC)
pantha: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pantha
<3 Look at the two of them rubbing off on each other.

I'm very glad that a) they got that idiot out of the way safely, b) no one else had to get exposed to that vileness and c) Hefty was there to help.

Re: Thoughts

Date: 2017-10-15 09:35 am (UTC)
pantha: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pantha
I think it's adorable.

Oh, yes. Most definitely! <3


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